Violently sneezed at the urinal and pissed all over myself. PGP.
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Ha, idiot.
Be glad all you got was covered in piss. My buddy once sneezed at a urinal like that and bounced his forehead off the chrome fixture, knocking himself out. He woke up on the floor (gross), bleeding AND covered in piss. Apparently, if you get knocked out midstream, you don’t automatically stop.
Andy Dwyer?
Woah, where have you been?
Pro Tip: If you’re wearing khakis and don’t want any splashback, use the kid’s urinal. You’re welcome.
Where do you work that your office has a kid’s urinal?
My office has kid’s urinal and it baffles me.
ADA requirement
Every office ever