YourNewBoss 7 years ago on Getting too old to hook up with the new hires at work. PGP. No you’re not 41 Log in to reply or vote on comments
YourNewBoss 7 years ago on I Stumbled Upon A Bunch Of Baby Boomers Going Hard At A Concert Every Sunday night in a park by my house is a summer concert series full of 50 and 60 year olds dancing. Love it. 11 Log in to reply or vote on comments
YourNewBoss 7 years ago on Existential Crises. PGP. That’s a great thing to get though. Maybe there a few bigger words than he’s used to so it’s taking longer. 5 Log in to reply or vote on comments
YourNewBoss 7 years ago on The new hires aren't intimidated by me. PGP. Make it a game. First one that shows up gets to pick a desk. The next two have to rock-paper-scissors for it and the loser gets fired on the spot. 23 Log in to reply or vote on comments
YourNewBoss 7 years ago on All The Reasons I Did Not Get Laid This Month Blackout grocery trips are the bomb. Last time I woke up in the morning to Kroger bags with nothing but 21 avocados and a pineapple. 109 Log in to reply or vote on comments
YourNewBoss 7 years ago on The new hires aren't intimidated by me. PGP. Gotta kill one. 37 Log in to reply or vote on comments
YourNewBoss 7 years ago on Getting more happy birthday wishes from LinkedIn than all other social media. PGP. Happy birthday! 3 Log in to reply or vote on comments
YourNewBoss 7 years ago on Morning Coffee Thoughts 7/19 I just got back from a run. Ross, I am not a runner. I think I just ruined my Wednesday and it’s not even 630am. 30 Log in to reply or vote on comments
YourNewBoss 7 years ago on The Michelob Ultra Weekend In Review That Isn’t (Yet) Sponsored By Michelob Ultra: July 17 I hate how much I love #MichelobUltraLightBeam 10 Log in to reply or vote on comments
YourNewBoss 7 years ago on Exclusively scheduling lunch/coffee meetings so I don't ever have to spend my own money on food. PGP. PostGrad Problem Masturbation 61 Log in to reply or vote on comments
YourNewBoss 7 years ago on Completely Unsolicited Recommendations For Optimizing Your Life But instead of a ring its a dead clank 16 Log in to reply or vote on comments
YourNewBoss 7 years ago on Jerseys That Drunk White College Kids Will Wear In 2027 It’s Hawaiian for cuck 112 Log in to reply or vote on comments
YourNewBoss 7 years ago on Back Door Cover: Mayweather-McGregor Press Conference, MLB All-Star Game, Home Run Derby Is there an in-office bet to see how often Micah can say “it’s lit”? 5 Log in to reply or vote on comments
YourNewBoss 7 years ago on I Think I’m Turning Into A Douchebag Just saying that makes me want to punch you 108 Log in to reply or vote on comments
YourNewBoss 7 years ago on My mentor is hot and married. PGP. More marriages end than last til death. Don’t give up hope. 2 Log in to reply or vote on comments
YourNewBoss 7 years ago on Peaking in college. PGP. Since college? 9 Log in to reply or vote on comments
YourNewBoss 7 years ago on My mentor is hot and married. PGP. See if he has a hot single brother 7 Log in to reply or vote on comments
YourNewBoss 7 years ago on Morning Coffee Thoughts 7/7 Neat. I would have thought it would be longer. 15 Log in to reply or vote on comments
YourNewBoss 7 years ago on Morning Coffee Thoughts 7/6 Make it four hours due to a “car crash” 5 Log in to reply or vote on comments
YourNewBoss 7 years ago on Words I'm Going To Start Using That Will Make People At Parties Hate Me hon hon hon titty croissants 53 Log in to reply or vote on comments
No you’re not
Every Sunday night in a park by my house is a summer concert series full of 50 and 60 year olds dancing. Love it.
That’s a great thing to get though. Maybe there a few bigger words than he’s used to so it’s taking longer.
Make it a game. First one that shows up gets to pick a desk. The next two have to rock-paper-scissors for it and the loser gets fired on the spot.
Blackout grocery trips are the bomb. Last time I woke up in the morning to Kroger bags with nothing but 21 avocados and a pineapple.
Gotta kill one.
Happy birthday!
I just got back from a run. Ross, I am not a runner. I think I just ruined my Wednesday and it’s not even 630am.
I hate how much I love #MichelobUltraLightBeam
PostGrad Problem Masturbation
But instead of a ring its a dead clank
It’s Hawaiian for cuck
Is there an in-office bet to see how often Micah can say “it’s lit”?
Just saying that makes me want to punch you
More marriages end than last til death. Don’t give up hope.
Since college?
See if he has a hot single brother
Neat. I would have thought it would be longer.
Make it four hours due to a “car crash”
hon hon hon titty croissants