My aunt is a health nut. They live in Florida. When my uncle comes to Ohio without her he takes us to his favorite pizza place and eats a large deluxe pizza in its entirety by himself. You have to compromise in relationships.
Taking an 8-day cruise this month. First vacation longer than a 4 day weekend in 3 years, and I get that Monday, Labor Day, off. Could not be more excited.
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This might as well be Chinese for how little I understood.
Bubble gut
Gotta respect the link to his calendar in the signature. Schedule something for 930pm on a Friday. Cancel at 8:45.
My aunt is a health nut. They live in Florida. When my uncle comes to Ohio without her he takes us to his favorite pizza place and eats a large deluxe pizza in its entirety by himself. You have to compromise in relationships.
“I’m raising my kid to be a first base coach” omg Will got Sally pregnant
Congrats on slanging that dick
This is the perfect opportunity to make your job your dream job.
I think Stassi might be my cousin. We tweet sometimes but haven’t confirmed the family tree yet. I had a better weekend than she did.
Taking an 8-day cruise this month. First vacation longer than a 4 day weekend in 3 years, and I get that Monday, Labor Day, off. Could not be more excited.
Also, I also agree SJP is a beautiful thoroughbred.
Thought we were finally getting a name
I’m down
Hundo p worth it
Not sure why you’re getting downvoted, this is accurate.
Or to get freaky with your girl and having the breeze blow your farts away before she smells them
Take the earphones out and talk to people at the grocery. Who knows who you’ll meet while staring aimlessly at yogurt?
Same, so I switched to vacation and got more of that.
Yo dawg hope you killed it today
We have to go to our company login page and press CTRL-ALT-DEL. We only have cellphones for access.
I have an idiot friend who will for sure have this at his third wedding.