“We’ve reviewed your application and…” No, you haven’t. PGP.

Waking up late and getting to work on time means I just found my new wake up time. PGP.

I listen to podcasts more than I listen to music. PGP.

Taking an early lunch despite the fact I’m not even hungry. PGP.

Using “It was a short month” as your excuse for being broke at the end of February. PGP.