YoPro1991 7 years ago on Everyone who thinks they're a Jim is actually an Andy. What if you think you’re an Andy? 20 Log in to reply or vote on comments
YoPro1991 8 years ago on Life goal: be the Creed of my office. PGP. Decapitated whole big thing we had a funeral for a bird. 18 Log in to reply or vote on comments
YoPro1991 8 years ago on Almost died from choking on French Fries last night. PGP. What kind of fries? 5 Log in to reply or vote on comments
YoPro1991 8 years ago on I listen to podcasts more than I listen to music. PGP. Pardon my take. 9 Log in to reply or vote on comments
YoPro1991 8 years ago on My work nickname has stuck and has absolutely nothing to do with me or my real name. PGP. We have a guy on our team with a similar name as mine and instead of pronouncing them clearly I was awarded the nickname DJ… I have never been a DJ nor have I provoked the thought of being a DJ. 5 Log in to reply or vote on comments
YoPro1991 8 years ago on My work nickname has stuck and has absolutely nothing to do with me or my real name. PGP. My nickname is DJ… -1 Log in to reply or vote on comments
YoPro1991 8 years ago on Asked my new job to let me start in January so I could hold out for a Christmas bonus from job I was going to leave...... we only got a bucket of popcorn. PGP. I asked my manager about Christmas bonuses… she just laughed at me. 9 Log in to reply or vote on comments
YoPro1991 8 years ago on Having to retake grades K-12 to prove to my dad I'm ready to take over the family hotel chain. PGP. Name checks out. 8 Log in to reply or vote on comments
YoPro1991 8 years ago on Someone was a drunk asshole last year so we don't have holiday parties anymore. PGP. Story? 0 Log in to reply or vote on comments
YoPro1991 8 years ago on Donald Trump tweeted about my employer. PGP. That’ll happen when your dad is Tony Perkins Sr. the lighting fixture king. 5 Log in to reply or vote on comments
YoPro1991 8 years ago on How About This Dude Stealing $1.6 Million Worth Of Gold Off An Armored Truck In Broad Daylight? If that’s not free money I don’t know what is. 14 Log in to reply or vote on comments
YoPro1991 8 years ago on If You're Calling In Sick To Work, This Is The Best Way To Make Sure Your Boss Believes You This is the go to excuse. 2 Log in to reply or vote on comments
YoPro1991 8 years ago on A Farewell To The 'Sexy' Halloween Costume Any old life guards? Easiest and chillest costume to pull off. 11 Log in to reply or vote on comments
YoPro1991 8 years ago on My boss micro manages my commissioner role in our work league. PGP. “Boss looks like you pulled 9th in the draft” PGPM 12 Log in to reply or vote on comments
YoPro1991 8 years ago on So, big plans this weekend? PGP. “Just relaxing” 14 Log in to reply or vote on comments
YoPro1991 8 years ago on Employer just implemented random drug testing. PGP. Sweet what drugs are you testing? 55 Log in to reply or vote on comments
YoPro1991 8 years ago on Millennial Pillow Talk: 30 Phrases You'll Hear After A One-Night Stand Big venmo for BC guy. 9 Log in to reply or vote on comments
YoPro1991 8 years ago on Just overheard my first "Now get out of my office." PGP. Real kick to the nackers 3 Log in to reply or vote on comments
YoPro1991 9 years ago on Using Tinder to grow you network. PGpowermove. Beauty. 8 Log in to reply or vote on comments
YoPro1991 9 years ago on Spent 7 hours of my Saturday in the ER after throwing my back out from a cough. PGP. It’s the sneezes you gotta watch out for. 8 Log in to reply or vote on comments
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What if you think you’re an Andy?
Decapitated whole big thing we had a funeral for a bird.
What kind of fries?
Pardon my take.
We have a guy on our team with a similar name as mine and instead of pronouncing them clearly I was awarded the nickname DJ… I have never been a DJ nor have I provoked the thought of being a DJ.
My nickname is DJ…
I asked my manager about Christmas bonuses… she just laughed at me.
Name checks out.
Story?
That’ll happen when your dad is Tony Perkins Sr. the lighting fixture king.
If that’s not free money I don’t know what is.
This is the go to excuse.
Any old life guards? Easiest and chillest costume to pull off.
“Boss looks like you pulled 9th in the draft” PGPM
“Just relaxing”
Sweet what drugs are you testing?
Big venmo for BC guy.
Real kick to the nackers
Beauty.
It’s the sneezes you gotta watch out for.