Coworker just asked me if I ever drink so much that I feel sick the next morning. I’m hungover right now. PGP.

Sprained my ankle. Turns out everyone I work with is a doctor. PGP.

I honestly don’t care how much you hate or love Donald Trump. PGP.

Friday I’m leaving town to go watch college football for 4 days straight. I might never come back. PGP.

IT blocked ESPN. PGP.

I want to catch them all but I can’t afford the data charges. PGP.

I hate office small talk. PGP.

29 hours till Happy Hour. 88 hours till Game of Thrones. 3055 hours till College Football. PGP.

IT has been installing Java for the past two hours. This is the highlight of my workweek. PGP.

I went to IKEA last night and really had a great time. PGP.