Is it football season yet? PGP.
Took vacation on my birthday next week to avoid my coworkers, they found out and are making me celebrate today. PGP.
The cleaning lady and I have the same bathroom schedule. PGP.
My coworkers children are having children. PGP.
Blacked out in front of a coworker this weekend. Today should be fun. PGP.
I’m hungover again. PGP.
My coworker is leaving work to go to the dentist and I’m jealous. PGP.
I’m hungover and sunburnt. PGP.
The next time my coworkers see me I will be sunburnt and hungover. PGP.
Tuesday is the day I stop regretting last weekend and start looking forward to this weekend. PGP.