Feeling like a criminal when a LinkedIn connection endorses you for something you have no idea how to do. PGP.
Submitted a request for two hours of vacation on Thursday to watch USA vs. Germany. Denied. PGP.
The amount of power I felt on Tinder when swiping left on a girl name Felicia and screaming “Bye Felicia!” was unreal. PGP.
I wish I was four again too, kid.
“Dear God, make me a bird so I can fly far far away from here.”
Saying, “I’ve never seen the market do anything like this before!” so it sounds like you’ve followed the market for longer than your 10 months of employment. #PGP
I keep calling my desk phone from my cell phone to make it sound like im busy PGP.
My boss quotes himself in his email signature
Looking for a girlfriend with an in-unit washer and dryer
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