I look forward to paying off all of my debt, and finally getting back to just being broke. PGP.

I’ve become soul-crushingly good at cooking for one. PGP.

Started at the bottom, I’m still here. PGP.

Some porn stars make about as much as I do in a month in an hour, and they get fucked in the good way. PGP.

I could accomplish a week’s worth of work in about 6 hours. Why can’t I leave when I am done? PGP.

When I was asked what I wanted to be when I grew up, this did not come to mind. PGP.

Office morale would skyrocket if “Hump Day” actually involved humping. PGP.

I wonder when I will get promoted to the job that I am already doing. PGP.

Having to take vacation days to have your wisdom teeth removed. PGP.