Expecting a raise despite the fact that i do absolutely nothing at work. PGP

I can’t believe I was excited to start this job.

The sun caused me to get into a wreck this morning because I’m too fucking cheap to afford new sunglasses. PGP

We have a “Senior Analyst” who is 24. PGP.

Losing your golf tan. PGP.

Really starting to get tired of the breakfast at the hotel I’m staying in. PGP.

I’d rather be the worst player on the PGA tour every week, than the best employee in my department. PGP.

Alt+Tab. PGP.

I don’t remember the last time my bank account hit 5 digits. PGP.