Working 60, getting paid for 40. PGP.

Accidentally swiped left on the most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen. PGP.

Monday morning me really hates weekend me. Fuck that guy. PGP.

Having a jalapeño bagel and a large coffee for breakfast because fuck your cubemate. PGP.

After two years of work, I just now realized I haven’t been contributing to my 401K. Check your pay stubs, kids. PGP.