I wish someone would have told me how much people were going to just touch my tattoos once I got them. I have one on my hand (it’s in Morse code) and people grab my hand to rub it all the time telling me my Braille is broken. Insert eye roll.
Blow jobs are fun because you can completely satisfy a guy with just my mouth, it’s a pretty powerful feeling. Some girls are open about technique, my GC discusses the topic from time to time sharing tips and what not. The worst thing a guy can do when getting some head is nothing if he’s not engaged (ie. moaning, talking) then it can get boring or seem like you’re not trying hard enough. Personally, I like some hair pulling to keep things fun and aggressive.
Yes girls have designated items for showing off, it’s pretty much anything minimal in coverage, lacy, red or black, and maybe strappy if we are feeling ~bad~
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I wish someone would have told me how much people were going to just touch my tattoos once I got them. I have one on my hand (it’s in Morse code) and people grab my hand to rub it all the time telling me my Braille is broken. Insert eye roll.
You know you’re exhausted when you let the kid lick the milk on the counter instead of rushing to clean it up, been there
Every week I feel like I’m cheering on my own nephew, GO GRANT GO!
I’m impressed Frank only dropped one noteworthy f bomb
Petition for TCU to officially become the Horned Buzz Lightyears
Todd can’t spend $1.79 on mayo but he’s marrying Girl…I’m loving the irony Will, nice work
I love trying to guess what Grant is going to repeat that will embarrass his dad the most
Per usual your writing makes me want to spent a night drinking with you, great work!
Every time I see “Anfrony” I think you’re making a joke until I remember that’s really someone’s shitty name
I thoroughly enjoyed your use of the word mount
So what does my boxer say about me?
Blow jobs are fun because you can completely satisfy a guy with just my mouth, it’s a pretty powerful feeling. Some girls are open about technique, my GC discusses the topic from time to time sharing tips and what not. The worst thing a guy can do when getting some head is nothing if he’s not engaged (ie. moaning, talking) then it can get boring or seem like you’re not trying hard enough. Personally, I like some hair pulling to keep things fun and aggressive.
Todd and Claire round 2, nothing brings me more joy
Yes girls have designated items for showing off, it’s pretty much anything minimal in coverage, lacy, red or black, and maybe strappy if we are feeling ~bad~
People who don’t take the whole bagel because of “carbs” are not the kind of people this world needs
A breakdown and Silicon Valley reference, you’re killing it this week Crick!
Can confirm chicks love a nice ass and thick thighs, for example when I see Mike Trouts trunk all I can think is he must really know how to thrust.
Just when I think you’ve done your best you bestow another work of art upon us, God bless
Todd, everyone knows you’re a pussy, you don’t need to write these down
How can Todd let her go THAT LONG without cleaning the pipes?!