Working stock research sales. Trying to become the next billionaire hedge fund manager. Ex-IFC Pres of a Pac 12 school. Enjoys beaches, golf, sunshine, happy hours, and his wife.
“She grabbed the woman’s arm playfully and remarked, “Ugh, thank God.” They both laughed” Been there….jk. Who the fuck touches the stranger next to them on a plane?
Guy from Boston sucks. I thought that story was going to parlay into a three-way, which would be something you would need to address before the wedding…
There was a bar across the street from the fraternity house. It wasn’t a busy bar, so we got to know the bartenders quite well.
Each Monday the seniors would go over after class and before chapter. The bartender who worked Monday’s was named Bethanie (a busty blonde who graduated a few years earlier). Bethanie made a deal with us: if we tipped heavily, we could drink all the old beers we wanted to free.
This turned into what we called: Mystery Beer Monday.
Some Mondays were horrible, gross IPAs with more hops than a cracked out 8-year with ADD, but this monday wasn’t one of those days.
This was in September right as school was starting. There were only a few of us in the bar that day, so Bethanie gave us the last of what she called “Summer Shandy”.
It was glorious. Refreshing yet beer. Sweet yet tangy. We couldn’t get enough. After the bar we hit up the local supermarket looking for more, but it was past their season and we were out of luck.
We waited an entire school year to have another Leinenkugel Summer Shandy, but it was worth the wait.
Every summer, I look forward to having the first Summer Shandy of the season. It seems they are coming out earlier and earlier (which is fine with me). It marks the beginning of my favorite time of the year. It reminds me of my last hurrah in college. It pairs nicely with grilled burgers and Game of Thrones. It tastes great warm or cold. It’s the best beer every made.
Assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls.
The problem with dicks is they fuck too much or fuck when it isn’t appropriate. And it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves. Because pussies are an inch and half away from assholes.
I don’t know much about this crazy crazy world, but I do know this. If you don’t let us fuck this asshole we’re going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit.
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“She grabbed the woman’s arm playfully and remarked, “Ugh, thank God.” They both laughed” Been there….jk. Who the fuck touches the stranger next to them on a plane?
Guy from Boston sucks. I thought that story was going to parlay into a three-way, which would be something you would need to address before the wedding…
There was a bar across the street from the fraternity house. It wasn’t a busy bar, so we got to know the bartenders quite well.
Each Monday the seniors would go over after class and before chapter. The bartender who worked Monday’s was named Bethanie (a busty blonde who graduated a few years earlier). Bethanie made a deal with us: if we tipped heavily, we could drink all the old beers we wanted to free.
This turned into what we called: Mystery Beer Monday.
Some Mondays were horrible, gross IPAs with more hops than a cracked out 8-year with ADD, but this monday wasn’t one of those days.
This was in September right as school was starting. There were only a few of us in the bar that day, so Bethanie gave us the last of what she called “Summer Shandy”.
It was glorious. Refreshing yet beer. Sweet yet tangy. We couldn’t get enough. After the bar we hit up the local supermarket looking for more, but it was past their season and we were out of luck.
We waited an entire school year to have another Leinenkugel Summer Shandy, but it was worth the wait.
Every summer, I look forward to having the first Summer Shandy of the season. It seems they are coming out earlier and earlier (which is fine with me). It marks the beginning of my favorite time of the year. It reminds me of my last hurrah in college. It pairs nicely with grilled burgers and Game of Thrones. It tastes great warm or cold. It’s the best beer every made.
If there isn’t a part IV of this, I’m quitting PGP.
“He laughed in the way that guys laugh when they realize that their efforts are fruitless.” Been there too.
“John slapped Todd square on the back attempting to jar him, but instead feeling that Todd’s back was drenched in sweat.” Been there.
Name checks out.
God damn! Conspiracy Thursdays are getting good.
Dancefloor?
It’s Friday. Wait, it is Friday right?
I honestly think this is Donald Trump.
Are you or a loved one diagnosed with mesothelioma? COME ON JAMIE FOXX’s GAME SHOW!!!!
I’m just going to guess that if you went on a beach vacay with tons of booze, the story would’ve been better….
Profile pic checks out.
Is this real?
Or just dont
Being drunk. Being drunk will never go out of style, unless you’re at like a child’s event or something…then it’s bad.
Assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls.
The problem with dicks is they fuck too much or fuck when it isn’t appropriate. And it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves. Because pussies are an inch and half away from assholes.
I don’t know much about this crazy crazy world, but I do know this. If you don’t let us fuck this asshole we’re going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit.
I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul
Sorry Chuck, didn’t know you felt that way…..but have you seen Good Guy Greg! He really cracks me up!