Sick day policy so bad I’m sitting back at work 20 min after having two wisdom teeth removed. PGP.

The motivational quotes on Halls wrappers are the inspiration I need to make it to Christmas. PGP.

I met my bf because I’m a recruiter and he was my candidate. My company rejected him. He’s my date for the company holiday party this month. PGP.

Getting legitimately excited to update your LinkedIn after accepting a new job. PGP.

I receive more messages from LinkedIn recruiters than I do from Bumble…I’m not even looking for a new job. PGP.