Lovely bachelor in his early 20's grew up as a suburban "country" boy, graduated from a state school in Pennsylvania, and now lives in the concrete jungle otherwise known as NYC.
In my family everyone form the age range of 21-30 gets drunk, everyone 30+ complains how one day we’ll be like them married with kids and can’t get away with doing it anymore, and the underage kids try to convince us to sneak them beers.
Your company sponsors Happy Hours? Damn Im really working in the wrong place. By 5PM all i hear are my co-workers bitch and moan about being tired while Im catching my second wind of the day.
Brightened up my Monday morning. And this oddly sounds like my last break up, which also happened in the middle of Brooklyn in front of group of strangers..
I go with what I call the optical illusion: short buzz cut hair on the sides and back, and just have it lightly trimmed with scissors in the front. It appears I have a full head of head because the sides are shorter therefore taking away from my thinning bald top.
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^ Well played.
I would have stayed and worked up an appetite for 11am Thanksgiving meal. I mean am I right or am I right?
The second “horror” story actually sounds like a rather good ole time.
I have no shame sleeping on those sheets every night or telling a girl I just washed them last week.
In my family everyone form the age range of 21-30 gets drunk, everyone 30+ complains how one day we’ll be like them married with kids and can’t get away with doing it anymore, and the underage kids try to convince us to sneak them beers.
Depressed is an understatement. Might as well chalk them up to future crazy cat ladies.
Replace 2:30 with 4:00 am (NYC bar closing times are awesome), and Corpus Christi with Cape Coral.
^Second.
My future wife MUST love Seinfeld.
So if I’m trying to break up with my girlfriend i should effectively refuse to attend any (all) of her families holiday events?
Your company sponsors Happy Hours? Damn Im really working in the wrong place. By 5PM all i hear are my co-workers bitch and moan about being tired while Im catching my second wind of the day.
I was expecting this to take a different route, but overall I had some chuckles.
Power Move Tip: Buy an electric razor and shave each morning at your desk and pretend to be on a sales call.
Maybe that’s just a sign to hit the gym?
Brightened up my Monday morning. And this oddly sounds like my last break up, which also happened in the middle of Brooklyn in front of group of strangers..
oh you fancy huh?
I go with what I call the optical illusion: short buzz cut hair on the sides and back, and just have it lightly trimmed with scissors in the front. It appears I have a full head of head because the sides are shorter therefore taking away from my thinning bald top.
Sounds like a real underdog story to me. RUDY RUDY RUDY…
Same.
Why didn’t anyone think to lock the door and prevent said friends from entering the room.