Lovely bachelor in his early 20's grew up as a suburban "country" boy, graduated from a state school in Pennsylvania, and now lives in the concrete jungle otherwise known as NYC.
Getting a child is like getting a tattoo. You really have to think deep down about why you want one, and who to trust to give you that tattoo, but at the end of the day it’s probably just better if you don’t have one done.
I work in NYC and on my first day at work wore the jacket, shirt and tie combo. My boss came up to me mid day wearing jeans and a button down and told me never to wear a shirt and tie again. From that moment on I rock jeans and a button down, or polo and khaki’s.
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That was the point…
“(Well, I don’t really get it because I haven’t felt the touch of a man in years.)”
I’m sure we can fix that.
Every time I return to NYC from my parents hose in Pennsylvania, I can smell the city on my approach. Smells like smog, gasoline, and urine.
How is it possible to not say “Kobe”.
It’s only worth it, if those said weddings are open bar.
On company time.
I love girls with daddy issues, so I’m going to assume im in that “asshole” category.
#25, Every day I wake up this is my first… or second thought.
This is literally me. 6’6″ and damn proud.
Hilarious, but really how could anyone complain about Inglorious Basterds
This is actually genius! I’m eternally grateful.
Getting a child is like getting a tattoo. You really have to think deep down about why you want one, and who to trust to give you that tattoo, but at the end of the day it’s probably just better if you don’t have one done.
“We could be THAT mistake”.
It looks well deserved though.
I literally do this once a week. Please see my attached Email as an example
^ Bro do you even lift ??
Get ’em.
Or take both routes. Let her feel special and iron your clothes, but in reality she sucks so you get them dry cleaned afterwards.
I work in NYC and on my first day at work wore the jacket, shirt and tie combo. My boss came up to me mid day wearing jeans and a button down and told me never to wear a shirt and tie again. From that moment on I rock jeans and a button down, or polo and khaki’s.
I chuckled.