Canceled lunch plans with friends so I could nap instead. PGP.

My paycheck feels like a participation award. PGP.

I can’t remember a time when I wasn’t at least a little tired. PGP

Had to turn down a higher paying job today because I just started this one three weeks ago. #PGP.

Too old to sit in the student section, too rowdy to be tolerated in the regular seats. #PGP

Younger me envisioned adulthood involving a lot more money and a lot more sex. PGP.

The guy that sits beside me, Patrick, is a 40-year-old part time student at the local college while working an entry level sales job, and constantly reminisces about when he used to “crush sales” with a Land Rover dealership. PGP.

Freshmen in high school were born in 2000. PGP.