Vladimir_Tarasenko 5 years ago on 21 Power Moves You Can Pull When You’re In The Wedding Party There is absolutely nothing better than being a groomsman. You’re a VIP at the wedding but have zero responsibilities besides looking good and getting drunk. At the last wedding I was in the bride’s mom had a panic attack 2 hours before the ceremony and all the bridesmaids had to deal with it… meanwhile we were sitting in a hotel room crushing beers and playing FIFA 24 Log in to reply or vote on comments
There is absolutely nothing better than being a groomsman. You’re a VIP at the wedding but have zero responsibilities besides looking good and getting drunk. At the last wedding I was in the bride’s mom had a panic attack 2 hours before the ceremony and all the bridesmaids had to deal with it… meanwhile we were sitting in a hotel room crushing beers and playing FIFA
Worked at a midsize firm this summer, just found out that none of the Summer Associates are getting hired (they’re bringing on laterals instead). Looks like I’ll be firing out my resume to every law firm in town. Almost makes me miss 1L
“I’m always putting other people first”
Damn DeFries, just when I thought I reached maximum disgust towards Girl you drop this
Despite the wave of hungover existential dread I get every Sunday, I’m ready to do the same shit by Friday. We all live for this. I don’t think you need to get all Tyler Durden-y and look for some deeper meaning in life. We’re all still young, ride the wave while you can.
Man I’m jealous of the patio but no way is that worth not having air conditioning
Just gonna go out on a limb here and assume that Todd is completely oblivious to the fact that Girl thinks he’s proposing next week
Gotta disagree with your take here. The clean cut look never goes out of style. Tattoos are a thing now, but I think a lot of people will regret them when they’re older. Plus in a lot of professional environments it’s still a bad look. Maybe not in millennial-driven tech companies or something, but a lot of employers will view tattoos poorly
You bastard. I wanted to believe.
There’s nothing better than spending a hot summer Saturday pounding beers by the pool with your friends.
Don’t know if I agree with your cold weather take though, the reason I stay in the Midwest is for my family, friends, and job. It’s sure as hell not for the god awful January-March period
3:30 AM random Bumble hookup? This may have been a time where condoms were a good idea
I want to see “Things Girls Do After Graduation: Break Up” next week just so we can all see Todd tear up the Derby and find Claire
Yeah I’m at McGurks way too much to stand by it being part of the DBC, even if that’s just self-delusion
Eh I’d keep Talaynas and any Soulard bars off that list. If you want the pinnacle of douche at 3am it’s either Wheelhouse or anything at BPV
A vegan who felt the need to tell everyone they’re vegan, completely unsolicited and in a condescending tone? Color me shocked
RIP Todd’s bank account
I was that guy for a few years in college, unfortunately. One night I was hammered and accidentally shuffled my workout playlist. If you were wondering if “Master of Puppets” by Metallica sets the mood for sex, I can confirm it does not
John is the enabler that all friend groups need
I feel the same way man. It doesn’t help that 90% of my friends are in a relationship or married.
My go-to “hard reset” night is a bottle of whiskey, Swingers on DVD, and then heading out with the boys. Get hammered, have absolutely zero expectations of meeting a girl. For whatever reason the less you think about it, the more things naturally fall into place.
Forecast for Saturday is 68 and sunny in STL. I have a feeling my Saturday is going to look a little too much like this
Jesus. The hangover, the douchey bar, the drunk cig, the ex GF…This hits uncomfortably close to home