Drove Uber for like two months. Go input from other Uber drivers on this as well. Most of the time we want you to sit in the front seat, especially late at night, as more of a safety thing for our own well-being. We do leave cues when we’d rather you sit in the back. I’d always have a book or a little stack of papers on the front seat. Just a matter of preference I guess.
Fun Fact: Once was drunk and shirtless in front of the Primate House at the Lincoln Park Zoo. Was then asked by an employee of said zoo to put my shirt back on. Didn’t have sex but 10/10 would do again.
Friends last day working at a bar. Here shift was 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. Too many shots and games of tower were played. According to my friends we rode the wave and just continued pounding drinks. Some girl mentioned she liked my Hawaiian shirt. I proceeded to drink the rest of the night in a stained white t-shirt because I gave her said Hawaiian shirt. Went home alone. Didn’t even get a phone number.
Went out Saturday night. Came back to my buddies apartment. As we were approaching the entrance to the building someone exclaimed, “Oh look someone left a shoe in the door!”. As we got closer we noticed the shoe had a young man attached to it passed out in the door way. Turns out the guy who’s apartment we were at knew this passed out man so we carried him to his apartment and laid him on the couch. We continued having A-bar at friends apartment and the guy passed out on the couch fell to floor so I decided to take to opportunity to snag this couch to sleep in. About 6:00 a.m. this guy gets off the floor and sits on my legs at the end of the couch and passes out. Around 7:30 I get up to take a piss and discovered to my horror that this asshole that I don’t know has pissed his fucking pants and all over the bottom half of my legs and favorite jeans. Busted into my buddy’s bedroom grabbed a pair of shorts and noped the fuck home. Favorite jeans reek of piss and are hanging in a plastic bag outside my apartment.
Day drank for March Madness. Decided 6 p.m. on Saturday was the perfect time to learn the Proclaimers – I’m Gonna Be (Walk 500 Miles) on guitar. Opened up a tab link and my computer shut off and hasn’t worked since. Drank heavily and spent the money I should use to fix the laptop. Fire song though.
Day drank starting at 2 on Saturday while house sitting. Had some of the bros over. Made a profile on OkCupid and sent every girl in a 5 mile radius some sort of drunken message. Went to the bars later in the night where I proceeded to rack up a $120.00 bar tab and forget my credit card somewhere. So much for saving money! Luckily there’s only 3 bars in this small town where I’m staying so it should be easy to track. Also they called for 3″ of snow where I live and am currently at 9″+. Happy Monday!
For jeans – Levi 508 – Made for people with tree trunks for thighs and huge asses that still want a straight legged jean. Discontinued on Levi’s site but can still buy them on Amazon and on the Kohl’s site.
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Drove Uber for like two months. Go input from other Uber drivers on this as well. Most of the time we want you to sit in the front seat, especially late at night, as more of a safety thing for our own well-being. We do leave cues when we’d rather you sit in the back. I’d always have a book or a little stack of papers on the front seat. Just a matter of preference I guess.
I always go with Dickeydo Disease. Where your stomach sticks out further than your dickey do.
Fun Fact: Once was drunk and shirtless in front of the Primate House at the Lincoln Park Zoo. Was then asked by an employee of said zoo to put my shirt back on. Didn’t have sex but 10/10 would do again.
I don’t get why people find drunk texts annoying. You’re the person their thinking about even when their brains aren’t functioning properly.
Also didn’t make it to Easter brunch and used a nice “food poisoning” excuse.
Friends last day working at a bar. Here shift was 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. Too many shots and games of tower were played. According to my friends we rode the wave and just continued pounding drinks. Some girl mentioned she liked my Hawaiian shirt. I proceeded to drink the rest of the night in a stained white t-shirt because I gave her said Hawaiian shirt. Went home alone. Didn’t even get a phone number.
Went out Saturday night. Came back to my buddies apartment. As we were approaching the entrance to the building someone exclaimed, “Oh look someone left a shoe in the door!”. As we got closer we noticed the shoe had a young man attached to it passed out in the door way. Turns out the guy who’s apartment we were at knew this passed out man so we carried him to his apartment and laid him on the couch. We continued having A-bar at friends apartment and the guy passed out on the couch fell to floor so I decided to take to opportunity to snag this couch to sleep in. About 6:00 a.m. this guy gets off the floor and sits on my legs at the end of the couch and passes out. Around 7:30 I get up to take a piss and discovered to my horror that this asshole that I don’t know has pissed his fucking pants and all over the bottom half of my legs and favorite jeans. Busted into my buddy’s bedroom grabbed a pair of shorts and noped the fuck home. Favorite jeans reek of piss and are hanging in a plastic bag outside my apartment.
Done this multiple times. They’re never very happy at first but if you tip generously they usually aren’t as upset towards the end of the ride.
Day drank for March Madness. Decided 6 p.m. on Saturday was the perfect time to learn the Proclaimers – I’m Gonna Be (Walk 500 Miles) on guitar. Opened up a tab link and my computer shut off and hasn’t worked since. Drank heavily and spent the money I should use to fix the laptop. Fire song though.
Also according to my Amazon account bought some movie called The Edge of Seventeen, will most likely go unwatched.
Day drank starting at 2 on Saturday while house sitting. Had some of the bros over. Made a profile on OkCupid and sent every girl in a 5 mile radius some sort of drunken message. Went to the bars later in the night where I proceeded to rack up a $120.00 bar tab and forget my credit card somewhere. So much for saving money! Luckily there’s only 3 bars in this small town where I’m staying so it should be easy to track. Also they called for 3″ of snow where I live and am currently at 9″+. Happy Monday!
For jeans – Levi 508 – Made for people with tree trunks for thighs and huge asses that still want a straight legged jean. Discontinued on Levi’s site but can still buy them on Amazon and on the Kohl’s site.
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Vic, Vic, Vic I can smell that vinegar boiling up inside of you but I’m going to need you to save some of that for the customers