The only perk about getting to work early is getting a good parking spot.

Having to get dressed up for my position even though I have no client interaction and sit in a cubicle all day. PGP.

Computer’s been updating since last night. Guess I’m not getting work done today. PGP

Monday Me : “Fuuuck drinking.”Friday Me: “Let’s rage.” PGP.

I upvote my own posts…sometimes. PGP.

The highlight of my weekend was getting new sheets at CostCo #PGP

I get promotional emails from the local liquor store. PGP.

“I’m sorry, but the person you called has a voice mailbox that has not been setup yet. Goodbye.”