You missed an opportunity to be able to share all your top notch financial intelligence with a girl who was probably a catch and would’ve appreciated your help. Now, as if we already don’t have plenty, you’ve left a financially illiterate fish to continue swimming around in the sea
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It is spelled “tiddy”
You’re a fucking loser if you show up to the beach in shoes
What else do you wear at the beach besides flip flops you landlocked assholes
I’m sorry. Classic mixup
“Bottles my mind” isn’t how the saying goes
Why do y’all pay him to write shit like this? And Duda why do you insist on wasting your writing talent with shit like this? Everyone just be better
You once wrote an article titled “people you don’t want on your pickup basketball team.” I’d like to add “guy who gets rattled by teens” to that list
Did you… did you just tell us to bring cocaine to a wedding?
Stock photo burger: would
She isn’t ugly
I second this
My friend bought a house. I’m going to break something inside it
Fantastic use of chode
Stock photo girl has legs for days
…what?
You’re not gonna have any trouble accomplishing that with that attitude
Do girls dads not fund these things anymore?
You missed an opportunity to be able to share all your top notch financial intelligence with a girl who was probably a catch and would’ve appreciated your help. Now, as if we already don’t have plenty, you’ve left a financially illiterate fish to continue swimming around in the sea
Nothing more reassuring than being smarter than a fictional character
Never change Dave