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It’s with a heavy heart that I must report the elimination of Tia Booth, 26, of Weiner, Arkansas who was sent home after hometowns and will not be getting the elusive invitation to the fantasy suite. It came as a surprise to literally everyone, including Arie, as the entire world thought he’d be sending Kendall home, and then switched to Tia at the last minute.
It truly shocked the world, and the only thing I can think that made Arie not take Tia to title town was meeting the family. I mean, did you watch that shit Monday night? How is Tia related to those people? It bottles my mind. They had a hard time forming coherent thoughts, let alone a sentence that God forbid had a frickin’ comma in it. Can you imagine Thanksgiving at the Booth household? Me neither. And neither could Arie. It wasn’t anything Tia did, or didn’t do, it’s simply the fact that her brother looks like the physical embodiment of the show Floribama Shore.
So, let’s have a good cry, plug in an emotional version of Pearl Jam’s Black, and as always, don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened.
Tia, 26, physical therapist from Weiner, Arkansas
We all loved Tia. Raven’s BFF. Gorgeous. Nice. Sweet. A true five-tool player. Wouldn’t be shocked if she was the Bachelorette.
What an experience. I’m forever grateful for #TheBachelor for this opportunity to learn so much about myself and grow as a person. I’m thankful for @ariejr for showing me it is ok to fall in love, even if it results in heartbreak. It is ok to step out of my comfort zone and truly feel…actually it’s encouraged. What a beautiful chapter of life