Inside sales at a small company you've never heard of. When I'm not on PGP, you can usually find me having a panic attack during a cold call or spilling coffee on my Tommy Bahama linen shirt. Sometimes I'm funny, but most of the time I'm just a dick.
Ambien is that friend that always coaxes you into doing stupid shit. “Have another shot of Jack.” “She definitely wants to sleep with you.” “Steal an elephant from the zoo and release it onto the streets of the Bronx.”
You’re not wrong. Most kids go out of state. There’s a joke that every kid who thinks he’s too good for Rutgers goes to Penn State. However, I believe Rutgers has 5 different campuses. Plus you forgot about TCNJ, which I’m told is a very good school. And all my friends who go to Princeton graduated practically debt free because of rich parents and the school’s huge endowment. Rowan and Stockton State aren’t horrible either. Not too bad for such a tiny state.
Gas prices in the northeast are fairly expensive compared to many other regions (such as the southeast), but New Jersey consistently has cheaper gas prices than Pennsylvania, which is a self-pump state. It’s really not a big deal dude
Easy access to Philly and NYC, awesome beaches, all four seasons, breathtaking forests and farmland, top 10 in education and bottom 10 in obesity, endless pharmaceutical and finance jobs, and 3 different counties consistently ranked top 5 in wealth and standard of living per capita
That’s certainly a valid point. North Carolina has no medical marijuana at all, but it is decriminalized here. In New Jersey, the only person I know with a medical card has serious Crohn’s disease.
New Jersey adopted mandatory hands free cell phone use while driving pretty early on. This doesn’t surprise me at all. There are a lot of great things about New Jersey, but the laws are terrible. Pretty much can’t defend yourself in your own home, can’t smoke weed unless you have a terminal illness, can’t shoot off fireworks on the 4th of July. Very few personal liberties there anymore
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If Ryan can go from living on the streets of Chino to living in a million dollar pool house, you can ask out this girl
This coming from the guy who acts like someone pissed in his Cheerios everyday for a month
The thought of him spending 3 weeks sailing the Mexican coast makes me insanely jealous and highly irritated
Ambien is that friend that always coaxes you into doing stupid shit. “Have another shot of Jack.” “She definitely wants to sleep with you.” “Steal an elephant from the zoo and release it onto the streets of the Bronx.”
You’re not wrong. Most kids go out of state. There’s a joke that every kid who thinks he’s too good for Rutgers goes to Penn State. However, I believe Rutgers has 5 different campuses. Plus you forgot about TCNJ, which I’m told is a very good school. And all my friends who go to Princeton graduated practically debt free because of rich parents and the school’s huge endowment. Rowan and Stockton State aren’t horrible either. Not too bad for such a tiny state.
Gas prices in the northeast are fairly expensive compared to many other regions (such as the southeast), but New Jersey consistently has cheaper gas prices than Pennsylvania, which is a self-pump state. It’s really not a big deal dude
Having someone pump your gas for you when it’s 10° outside is awesome and it creates thousands of jobs. Not seeing how that’s a bad thing
Easy access to Philly and NYC, awesome beaches, all four seasons, breathtaking forests and farmland, top 10 in education and bottom 10 in obesity, endless pharmaceutical and finance jobs, and 3 different counties consistently ranked top 5 in wealth and standard of living per capita
That’s certainly a valid point. North Carolina has no medical marijuana at all, but it is decriminalized here. In New Jersey, the only person I know with a medical card has serious Crohn’s disease.
New Jersey adopted mandatory hands free cell phone use while driving pretty early on. This doesn’t surprise me at all. There are a lot of great things about New Jersey, but the laws are terrible. Pretty much can’t defend yourself in your own home, can’t smoke weed unless you have a terminal illness, can’t shoot off fireworks on the 4th of July. Very few personal liberties there anymore
Careful you’re revving his engine
That’s what happens when you take England’s craziest and most violent criminals, drop them off on an island, and let them breed.
Whenever I hear an Australian accent, I automatically want to punch them, so yeah I think you were more than justified
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My favorite Chardonnay is $13, and my favorite red is a Nero d’Avola that’s a couple dollars more. Good wine doesn’t have to break the bank
They should bring back To Catch A Predator and then make Chris Hansen and Chris Harrison trade places for a season
Well, she threatened him with a knife. I’m convinced this is foreshadowing
I knew there was a reason you were one of my favorite writers. We’re veterans of the same war
This is just ammo to roast her at the reunion in a few years
Central kids are fucking everywhere