Inside sales at a small company you've never heard of. When I'm not on PGP, you can usually find me having a panic attack during a cold call or spilling coffee on my Tommy Bahama linen shirt. Sometimes I'm funny, but most of the time I'm just a dick.
She’s pretty judgmental for someone who has the time to sit(presumably by herself) and eavesdrop on other people’s conversations at a bar/restaurant for 3 hours. But hey, she’s hot right?
It’s too late now obviously. When she cheated on him and got gonorrhea would have been the perfect time to get her to sign a prenup, if he hadn’t already.
I’m with you on this one, Brian. Hard cider is the new Smirnoff Ice or Mike’s Hard Lemonade. I’ll take a cold Budweiser over those any day. Or just a double scotch.
I was just wondering yesterday when car selfies became so popular. I don’t have a Twitter or Instagram and I never see them on Facebook. I recently got a Tinder though and it seems like EVERY girl on there is taking car selfies. I don’t understand it at all.
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She’s pretty judgmental for someone who has the time to sit(presumably by herself) and eavesdrop on other people’s conversations at a bar/restaurant for 3 hours. But hey, she’s hot right?
It’s too late now obviously. When she cheated on him and got gonorrhea would have been the perfect time to get her to sign a prenup, if he hadn’t already.
2 words: Prenuptial. Agreement.
You see, his handle is “FudginProblems” and he loves… nevermind
“I love bad bitches that’s my fudgin problem.”
Public dick pics? Let me know how that works out
According to Urban Dictionary contributor “taz1221,” a “basic bitch” is defined as: “a bitch with a pH value greater than 7.” Hope this helps.
This just proves white teenage girls will fall in love with any picture with Starbucks in the background
Holy shit is that “Moze” from Ned’s Declassified School Survival Guide?
I’ll give you a plaque if you let me take you to a nice two star restaurant.
I’m with you on this one, Brian. Hard cider is the new Smirnoff Ice or Mike’s Hard Lemonade. I’ll take a cold Budweiser over those any day. Or just a double scotch.
Catie, you should probably ask your parents to buy you some integrity this Christmas.
I was just wondering yesterday when car selfies became so popular. I don’t have a Twitter or Instagram and I never see them on Facebook. I recently got a Tinder though and it seems like EVERY girl on there is taking car selfies. I don’t understand it at all.
Vodka. It’s what’s for breakfast.