Inside sales at a small company you've never heard of. When I'm not on PGP, you can usually find me having a panic attack during a cold call or spilling coffee on my Tommy Bahama linen shirt. Sometimes I'm funny, but most of the time I'm just a dick.
One time my buddy Zack made an OkCupid account, so my friend Max and I made an account using pictures of Max’s long distance girlfriend, who Zack had never met. Max even sent Zack nudes of his girl, which I thought was pretty weird, but it totally sold Zack that this chick was real. Then we set up a date at a bar for Zack and this girl, and once he got there, we’d tell him to meet her somewhere else. We got him to go to 8 different locations before he completely lost his shit and gave up.
…That’s Randy from South Park. Are you retarded, or have you been living under a rock for the last 20 years? How about you go back to your coloring book, champ.
I love coffee but I hate coffee breath. The idea of caffeine pills makes some people nervous, but honestly I love them. For like $8 at Walmart you can get a bottle of NoDoze with 60 pills, each with 200 mg of caffeine (about 2 cups of coffee). I take one pill with a multivitamin every morning with a few glasses of water. 12 cents a pill(compared to a $5 coffee from Starbucks), no sugar crash, and no coffee breath.
Were the man and woman having anal sex and eating Cheetos at the same time, or were you eating Cheetos while watching the man and woman have anal sex? It’s an important distinction.
Back when I was in high school, there was a kid who used to dress up in costume and call himself the “White Power Ranger.” He wasn’t a fucking skinhead, he was just some high school kid having some fun. The kid with the “Power” sign doesn’t look dangerous either. And the shit slinging just sounds like a rumor. I honestly don’t see the big deal.
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Sounds like Jessica got Litt Up. She should probably get tested.
A woman who admits when she’s wrong? Are there others like you?
My hair is my best feature. If I go bald, I will have nothing.
I’ll take booze over church any day.
Is it Nebraska? I bet it’s Nebraska.
I’m dying to know what state you live in that you think is so much better.
Fuck you and that Staten Island Trash that wishes they were from New Jersey.
No shortage of Power Moves in Jersey. After all this is the state that brought us the Sopranos, Boardwalk Empire, and House M.D.
If anyone spoils Season 3 for me, I’m going to push them in front of an oncoming train.
Honestly this is probably just self-preservation now that they’ve officially moved in together.
I see how it is.
One time my buddy Zack made an OkCupid account, so my friend Max and I made an account using pictures of Max’s long distance girlfriend, who Zack had never met. Max even sent Zack nudes of his girl, which I thought was pretty weird, but it totally sold Zack that this chick was real. Then we set up a date at a bar for Zack and this girl, and once he got there, we’d tell him to meet her somewhere else. We got him to go to 8 different locations before he completely lost his shit and gave up.
…That’s Randy from South Park. Are you retarded, or have you been living under a rock for the last 20 years? How about you go back to your coloring book, champ.
I love coffee but I hate coffee breath. The idea of caffeine pills makes some people nervous, but honestly I love them. For like $8 at Walmart you can get a bottle of NoDoze with 60 pills, each with 200 mg of caffeine (about 2 cups of coffee). I take one pill with a multivitamin every morning with a few glasses of water. 12 cents a pill(compared to a $5 coffee from Starbucks), no sugar crash, and no coffee breath.
Did you just fucking delete my comment? It’s not my fault you couldn’t get the title right. The fucking audacity. Unbelievable.
You need help, man.
Totally agree with you on the whole Little Caesar’s part though. I don’t think what they make there even qualifies as pizza.
Queens? Yeah, maybe I’d go there if I wanted my pizza made by some Greek or Mexican dude… No thanks.
Were the man and woman having anal sex and eating Cheetos at the same time, or were you eating Cheetos while watching the man and woman have anal sex? It’s an important distinction.
Back when I was in high school, there was a kid who used to dress up in costume and call himself the “White Power Ranger.” He wasn’t a fucking skinhead, he was just some high school kid having some fun. The kid with the “Power” sign doesn’t look dangerous either. And the shit slinging just sounds like a rumor. I honestly don’t see the big deal.