Inside sales at a small company you've never heard of. When I'm not on PGP, you can usually find me having a panic attack during a cold call or spilling coffee on my Tommy Bahama linen shirt. Sometimes I'm funny, but most of the time I'm just a dick.
I’m sure Hinge is great for some people, especially if they live in the same state where they grew up of went to college. But I moved to NC and I absolutely didn’t know anyone. Hinge wasn’t very helpful because I didn’t have any Facebook friends in NC, and therefore no matches. Which seems counter intuitive since dating apps are supposed to help you meet new people.
I liked it, but I was expecting a lot better coming from Aziz. I think it could have used a little more nuance. It was just so obvious what agendas he’s trying to push in his episodes, and for the most part it was more depressing than it was funny.
I think the only thing I’ve got going for me is that I’m basically the IT guy when my boss is too lazy to call the actual IT company we hired. Which means I have access to most of the company passwords. Potentially irritating, but definitely not irreplaceable.
If I hear my coworker talk about how great Hillary Clinton is, I think I might lose it. John Kasich getting the Republican nomination would be a miracle and a blessing.
My birthday usually falls on Mother’s Day too. May 10th. Which means I’m pretty much obligated to spend my birthday with my mom instead of blacking out at the bar again.
Obviously I would take Friday off, Will. If I didn’t have work on Monday, I’d have to find a new name for the Sunday Scaries. And I’m pretty committed to calling it that at this point.
Scarlett, my name is not Jared. But if you’re saying you know someone who grew up in Princeton NJ, was a fraternity member at USF, and then moved to Charlotte NC for work, I’m going to need his number because he is probably my long lost twin or something.
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I’m sure Hinge is great for some people, especially if they live in the same state where they grew up of went to college. But I moved to NC and I absolutely didn’t know anyone. Hinge wasn’t very helpful because I didn’t have any Facebook friends in NC, and therefore no matches. Which seems counter intuitive since dating apps are supposed to help you meet new people.
I liked it, but I was expecting a lot better coming from Aziz. I think it could have used a little more nuance. It was just so obvious what agendas he’s trying to push in his episodes, and for the most part it was more depressing than it was funny.
I think the only thing I’ve got going for me is that I’m basically the IT guy when my boss is too lazy to call the actual IT company we hired. Which means I have access to most of the company passwords. Potentially irritating, but definitely not irreplaceable.
“Me? I’m irreplaceable.” – Every expendable employee
I definitely can’t miss out on a chick fight. Unless it’s in Harlem. Harlem is terrifying.
Stupid fucking pledges. That show was on until like 2009. No excuse for not seeing it. Your pledge educator sounds like a genius, by the way.
I use parallel parking as a litmus test. If they can’t do that, I’m not getting in a car with them behind the wheel.
Might as well add it to your resume while you’re at it.
The Prophet Cube-A-Saurus foretold of this day.
Todd has to be banging Alex on the side.
256 years and they couldn’t figure out how to make a beer that didn’t taste like piss mixed with burnt coffee?
If I hear my coworker talk about how great Hillary Clinton is, I think I might lose it. John Kasich getting the Republican nomination would be a miracle and a blessing.
I can’t believe it’s not butter!
My birthday usually falls on Mother’s Day too. May 10th. Which means I’m pretty much obligated to spend my birthday with my mom instead of blacking out at the bar again.
A bartender that doesn’t drink a lot? Now I’ve heard everything. I was only a bartender for a year and I’m not really sure how my liver still works.
Handcuffing someone you hate to a stationary object really is a right of passage. I did it to the kid who was bullying me in 3rd grade.
Shibby, you had me at 10.0% ABV.
Obviously I would take Friday off, Will. If I didn’t have work on Monday, I’d have to find a new name for the Sunday Scaries. And I’m pretty committed to calling it that at this point.
Scarlett, my name is not Jared. But if you’re saying you know someone who grew up in Princeton NJ, was a fraternity member at USF, and then moved to Charlotte NC for work, I’m going to need his number because he is probably my long lost twin or something.
0-8 isn’t a rebuilding season, buddy, it’s a demolition season.