Inside sales at a small company you've never heard of. When I'm not on PGP, you can usually find me having a panic attack during a cold call or spilling coffee on my Tommy Bahama linen shirt. Sometimes I'm funny, but most of the time I'm just a dick.
With all the single moms on Tinder, I’d say it’s easier for a single dad to get laid now more than ever. I personally can’t deal with dating a chick with kids. But for someone who’s cool with kids, there’s a whole demographic out there just waiting for you, Crash.
I’m not trying to tell you what to buy. It’s your money, spend it however you damn well please. I like luxury German cars, but that doesn’t mean I’m going to lease one, because I choose to spend my money on other things. People have different needs and preferences. I’m just saying that making payments on an MKZ that costs $35k doesn’t make a lot of sense when you’re only making $35k/ year.
Not really sure why you’re pushing Lincoln so hard. They’re fine cars, but there are lots of other options.
I think the most important thing is that your car looks presentable. Don’t lease a Mercedes C class to try and impress other people. You’ll look like a douche and everyone knows you don’t make enough to own. Try to buy something relatively new. A 1998 Camry isn’t doing you any favors. New VW Jettas start at $20k, and you can great a great used one for $15k. Great cars in my opinion, unless you live in a state with lots of snow. Do your best to keep it somewhat clean and you’ll be fine.
Never had a brush with a pro athlete, but I did meet John McCain at the 2012 RNC. We shook hands and he told me that he wished there were more young people like me who voted Republican. Christopher Walken also sat next to my dad at an airport terminal for about 45 minutes. My dad knew who he was, but he’s pretty serious about minding his own business, so he didn’t say anything.
I’m down with that philosophy. He drove me crazy for about six months, but now he’s almost a year old and everyone is always saying how well behaved he is. He also gets me off the couch, which is good for both of us.
For us ginnies, life is all about cooking. My family does a seven fish dinner every Christmas Eve, and it never leaves new family or friends disappointed. If you have an oven and 20 minutes to prep, you can have an amazing dinner every night of the week.
Coinstar is highway robbery. Unless we’re talking a handful of change, a 9% fee is ridiculous. Most banks and credit unions have coin machines that are free for their members. I guess you could get a gift card because there isn’t a fee for that, but I prefer cash in hand.
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Where does that girl keep getting all these geckos??? And… You know what, never mind. Nothing about that story makes any sense whatsoever.
With all the single moms on Tinder, I’d say it’s easier for a single dad to get laid now more than ever. I personally can’t deal with dating a chick with kids. But for someone who’s cool with kids, there’s a whole demographic out there just waiting for you, Crash.
I’m not trying to tell you what to buy. It’s your money, spend it however you damn well please. I like luxury German cars, but that doesn’t mean I’m going to lease one, because I choose to spend my money on other things. People have different needs and preferences. I’m just saying that making payments on an MKZ that costs $35k doesn’t make a lot of sense when you’re only making $35k/ year.
Not really sure why you’re pushing Lincoln so hard. They’re fine cars, but there are lots of other options.
I think the most important thing is that your car looks presentable. Don’t lease a Mercedes C class to try and impress other people. You’ll look like a douche and everyone knows you don’t make enough to own. Try to buy something relatively new. A 1998 Camry isn’t doing you any favors. New VW Jettas start at $20k, and you can great a great used one for $15k. Great cars in my opinion, unless you live in a state with lots of snow. Do your best to keep it somewhat clean and you’ll be fine.
“Pilates of the Caribbean,” coming to a studio near you.
Never had a brush with a pro athlete, but I did meet John McCain at the 2012 RNC. We shook hands and he told me that he wished there were more young people like me who voted Republican. Christopher Walken also sat next to my dad at an airport terminal for about 45 minutes. My dad knew who he was, but he’s pretty serious about minding his own business, so he didn’t say anything.
I’m down with that philosophy. He drove me crazy for about six months, but now he’s almost a year old and everyone is always saying how well behaved he is. He also gets me off the couch, which is good for both of us.
I get my golden a bandana for each season. He’s currently wearing a turkey bandana.
I’m trying to save up for a down payment on a lake condo. Everyone has different priorities.
This was a pleasant and welcome surprise to my Tuesday.
For us ginnies, life is all about cooking. My family does a seven fish dinner every Christmas Eve, and it never leaves new family or friends disappointed. If you have an oven and 20 minutes to prep, you can have an amazing dinner every night of the week.
Throw in a full sized Snickers bar and you got yourself an ex-girlfriend.
Shit dude, I’ll make the call for $5. Or like a gift card to Chili’s. I’m not picky.
I think I just discovered my dream job.
J.R. Sweezy wouldn’t even have to change his name if he became a rapper.
Establishing dominance by telling the intern you fucked a chick in her bedroom. PGPM.
Coinstar is highway robbery. Unless we’re talking a handful of change, a 9% fee is ridiculous. Most banks and credit unions have coin machines that are free for their members. I guess you could get a gift card because there isn’t a fee for that, but I prefer cash in hand.
11. Steal toilet paper and paper towels from the office for your own personal use.
Oh how the tables have turned.
I don’t think he meant that those friends should all live 600+ miles away from you.