Inside sales at a small company you've never heard of. When I'm not on PGP, you can usually find me having a panic attack during a cold call or spilling coffee on my Tommy Bahama linen shirt. Sometimes I'm funny, but most of the time I'm just a dick.
340i is available is AWD, M3 is not. And some people think that 320 HP is powerful enough and don’t want 425 HP. Plus the 340i gets 33 mpg highway, the M3 gets 26 mpg. The 320i goes against everything BMW has worked for, and it dilutes the brand.
If we’re getting into the nitty gritty of it, a Jeep Grand Cherokee start at $29,995, and a BMW 328i start at $38,350. Nearly a 10k difference. And don’t bring up the 320i, because no self-respecting person would be caught dead in that thing.
I rarely wear a shirt at home if it’s just me and the pooch. Pajama bottoms in the winter, basketball shorts in the summer. I’m like a walking Italian stereotype.
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Fact: 99% of people who claim their bartender loves them are actually the bartender’s most hated customers.
340i is available is AWD, M3 is not. And some people think that 320 HP is powerful enough and don’t want 425 HP. Plus the 340i gets 33 mpg highway, the M3 gets 26 mpg. The 320i goes against everything BMW has worked for, and it dilutes the brand.
If we’re getting into the nitty gritty of it, a Jeep Grand Cherokee start at $29,995, and a BMW 328i start at $38,350. Nearly a 10k difference. And don’t bring up the 320i, because no self-respecting person would be caught dead in that thing.
I rarely wear a shirt at home if it’s just me and the pooch. Pajama bottoms in the winter, basketball shorts in the summer. I’m like a walking Italian stereotype.
Oh Todd. Valentines Day is the easiest anniversary date to remember. Poor guy doesn’t stand a chance.
This comment is immaculate, Jesus.
I look forward to the influx of desperate women on Bumble. Like shootin’ fish in a barrel.
This is like the corporate equivalent of when you got the email of someone you hate and sign them up for gay porn and boner pills.
Maria’s playing hard to get, very intriguing.
You guys are seriously singling out the drinking enthusiasts today. Is this a wake up call? I choose to think not.
Thank you. I prefer the term “drinking enthusiast.”
“Screwdriver? I’m going to judge you and think you’re a sneaky alcoholic, but we’ve all got our vices.”
I thought we didn’t use the “A” word here, Will.
I believe that credit goes to MadoffInvestment.
The odds on the earthquake have to be at LEAST 10 to 1, right? If you see something with odds that good, you bet on it. No hesitation.
I heard Dorn put in a resume with Accenture.
Of course Isaiahh Loudermilk is from Wisconsin. Their whole lives revolve around cows and cheese.
Definitely going to have to go with Foxy Lady as my favorite Hendrix song.
Sounds like a perfect opportunity to play battleshits to me.
Everyone deals with break ups in their own way.
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