Inside sales at a small company you've never heard of. When I'm not on PGP, you can usually find me having a panic attack during a cold call or spilling coffee on my Tommy Bahama linen shirt. Sometimes I'm funny, but most of the time I'm just a dick.
#3 represent. I really do love big dogs like the Bernese and St. Bernards. One of my friends has a Newfoundland named Moss who’s really cool, even though I had to get stitches when I first met him because I stepped between Moss and my friend. You just have to know how to handle them. I just wish big dogs lived longer.
My company doesn’t usually take off for smaller holidays like Columbus or MLK Day, but we took off President’s Day this year. I went out Friday night and then did absolutely nothing on Saturday and Sunday. I think I slept more hours this weekend than I have all week combined. It was great.
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Those fat little foxes are so cute, they could get away with murder.
#3 represent. I really do love big dogs like the Bernese and St. Bernards. One of my friends has a Newfoundland named Moss who’s really cool, even though I had to get stitches when I first met him because I stepped between Moss and my friend. You just have to know how to handle them. I just wish big dogs lived longer.
“I love you.”
The Birnbaum family is really pushing the boundaries for how stereotypically Jewish someone can possibly be.
Oh for the love of Christ. I can go anywhere else on the internet to read about people bitching over minimum wage. I don’t come here for this.
Part of me hopes that you guys do one of these for every Grandex employee.
One of my ex-girlfriends was arrested for trying to murder her ex-boyfriend with an old hunting rifle. I’m just kind of surprised it wasn’t me.
That joke is probably darker than your basement.
Todd needs to fake Sperry’s death as well. He doesn’t deserve this.
“This isn’t the story we deserve, but it’s the one we need right now.” -Gary Oldman, probably.
That donkey would make an excellent fraternity mascot.
“I’m Big Bob. You boys ready for your cockmeat sandwich?” -Big Bob
My company doesn’t usually take off for smaller holidays like Columbus or MLK Day, but we took off President’s Day this year. I went out Friday night and then did absolutely nothing on Saturday and Sunday. I think I slept more hours this weekend than I have all week combined. It was great.
A wise man once told me that if you constantly brag about your life, you probably aren’t that satisfied with it to begin with.
I think I’m going to knock it.
They got married at Rutgers? I hope some blacked out coed puked on her dress.
That’s why I love being from Princeton. People expect you to dress like a trust fund kid, even if you aren’t one.
If you really feel like you’re missing out that much, you can still smoke in most bars in Florida
That’s certainly better than I expected for most people.
Definitely would bring my golden to use as a pillow during the sun porch nap. “Pillow” is a command we’ve been working on.