Inside sales at a small company you've never heard of. When I'm not on PGP, you can usually find me having a panic attack during a cold call or spilling coffee on my Tommy Bahama linen shirt. Sometimes I'm funny, but most of the time I'm just a dick.
“Isn’t it a coincidence that we live 223 miles apart?” Huge, huge red flag here, Robbie boy. That’s the kind of excuse a girl gives when you “accidentally bump into each other” at Whole Foods, when in reality she’s just stalking the shit out of you.
The longer the business is around and the more legitimate/legal it becomes, it will gain a more positive and professional reputation. If it gets legalized nationally, though, we’re probably going to companies the size of Marlboro running small stores out of business. Something to think about. It’s definitely something I’d like to be able to invest in.
In Boston, “the average monthly payment is only $1,910.” Only? Unless you live in NYC, 2 grand a month for a mortgage payment isn’t exactly an awesome deal. Sure, you’re building equity, but you should definitely find some roommates to split the cost.
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“Isn’t it a coincidence that we live 223 miles apart?” Huge, huge red flag here, Robbie boy. That’s the kind of excuse a girl gives when you “accidentally bump into each other” at Whole Foods, when in reality she’s just stalking the shit out of you.
Being from a plate-throwing family. PGP.
Oh by the way, fuck Martha and her vineyard. John’s Island all the way.
Those streets aren’t going to walk themselves.
If someone asked you, “How much cocaine did you do while writing this article?” I’d bet your answer would be “Fucking all of it.”
Using “grossly illegal” software just so your kid can do a school project. TotalDadPowerMove.
Speaking of “The Chase”…. How’s your dating life?
Oh, and good job interviewing, Shibbs. I meant to mention that.
The longer the business is around and the more legitimate/legal it becomes, it will gain a more positive and professional reputation. If it gets legalized nationally, though, we’re probably going to companies the size of Marlboro running small stores out of business. Something to think about. It’s definitely something I’d like to be able to invest in.
Also, some people are engaged for years before actually getting married.
TGDAG: Coat Hanger
Jesus Veronica, just give up already.
What exactly are you contributing here?
You guys have a ping pong table? Fuuuuuuuuuck. I’m peanut butter and jealous.
In Boston, “the average monthly payment is only $1,910.” Only? Unless you live in NYC, 2 grand a month for a mortgage payment isn’t exactly an awesome deal. Sure, you’re building equity, but you should definitely find some roommates to split the cost.
Keurig Tycoon marries Fear Factor Bombshell. Fucking unbelievable.
I’ll drink to that
All I’m saying is that Social Justice Warriors usually aren’t yuppies. Kind of mutually exclusive
Except that Yale seems to be bursting at the seems with liberal pussies now.
Douchebag moves on both sides, really.
They don’t use words, they communicate entirely with emojis.