In the middle of a SJ and my buddy told me he is moving next weekend. He’s having a going away party and I just don’t know how I could possibly stay sober.
As a current barrister who did black out at Barrister’s Ball his 1L year, I can say that blacking out at that shin dig was not the move. Going to my professor’s office hours on Monday and apologizing for the ol’ “pistol-wink/head-nod/smirk” that I threw her way was not fun. Then again she wrote a glowing letter of rec for me, so who even cares.
I showed my girlfriend a few of your NYT engagement articles, thinking she would like them, and she became instantly pissed off at me. Later that night I beat her in the board game Catan and she told me “you are ruining my life.” *~exhale~* it truly is a whirlwind romance.
Also, Bill with the Indian friend- Love your new pod. I don’t know how into Star Wars you are but the ring theory is pretty wild to read while baked. You should make humans the animal of the week sometime. There is some guy that climbed to Mt. Everest base camp with no shoes, only wearing a pair of shorts. I’d suck a chupakabra’s dick to see a giraffe or komodo dragon accomplish such a feat.
An area where just the commenters could communicate and vibe with one another would be cool. A la Craig’s List Missed Connections or Backpages situation. One tasteful nude of me for the commenters and I would get a bang-load more likes on my comments. That’s just a fact, David.
My roommate is Italian and always calls his brother random Italian insults over holidays with his family. These include: spaghetti slurper, garlic breath, wop, ragu bitch, ginny, and olive garden.
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Settlers of Catan, bro.
1000% agree. Put this guy on a watch list and never let him back in the country.
Update- I blacked out.
I can’t drink wine after all my senior year bag slaps. I swear that bagged wine is the most efficient black out.
In the middle of a SJ and my buddy told me he is moving next weekend. He’s having a going away party and I just don’t know how I could possibly stay sober.
As a current barrister who did black out at Barrister’s Ball his 1L year, I can say that blacking out at that shin dig was not the move. Going to my professor’s office hours on Monday and apologizing for the ol’ “pistol-wink/head-nod/smirk” that I threw her way was not fun. Then again she wrote a glowing letter of rec for me, so who even cares.
Is it weird carrying around your husband’s testicles in your purse or have you just gotten used to it?
Silk or GTFudgeO.
I was once a h8er like you all too. Just look at the catalog, it speaks for itself. I was just as shocked.
Anyone who thinks N’sync is better than the Backstreet Boys should be put in an insane asylum.
I’m going to start having this conversation every morning with my gf.
Are you sure that wasn’t R. Kelly? That’s how he flirts.
I showed my girlfriend a few of your NYT engagement articles, thinking she would like them, and she became instantly pissed off at me. Later that night I beat her in the board game Catan and she told me “you are ruining my life.” *~exhale~* it truly is a whirlwind romance.
Wait, you don’t stand and chest bump? The fuck you mean?
Also, Bill with the Indian friend- Love your new pod. I don’t know how into Star Wars you are but the ring theory is pretty wild to read while baked. You should make humans the animal of the week sometime. There is some guy that climbed to Mt. Everest base camp with no shoes, only wearing a pair of shorts. I’d suck a chupakabra’s dick to see a giraffe or komodo dragon accomplish such a feat.
Overall, good work boys.
An area where just the commenters could communicate and vibe with one another would be cool. A la Craig’s List Missed Connections or Backpages situation. One tasteful nude of me for the commenters and I would get a bang-load more likes on my comments. That’s just a fact, David.
My roommate is Italian and always calls his brother random Italian insults over holidays with his family. These include: spaghetti slurper, garlic breath, wop, ragu bitch, ginny, and olive garden.
He seemed nice besides all of the rape and pillaging talk.
And you call yourself a blogger.