After hooking up with Whalesiac on Thursday I told myself I would really take it easy. 48 hours later I have a (hopefully not) broken ankle and a head full of bad memories.
“I ran a 7:30 mile which is pretty average for me”, eat a dick. I run a mile every six months to make sure I can still do it in under 8 mins then have a real solid puke sesh to the horror of the rest of the locker room. Needless to say, daddy’s still got it.
One of my best friends is getting married in the northern tip of Michigan this weekend and everyone he knows lives in the south. Borderline hate him right now.
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Totally thought your name was Eve Lawrence at first…. almost brought me back to the good ol’ days bud.
After hooking up with Whalesiac on Thursday I told myself I would really take it easy. 48 hours later I have a (hopefully not) broken ankle and a head full of bad memories.
Dude, Todd is still fucked regardless.
I’m guessing he put some face babies where they shouldn’t have been.
My go to is always Strawberry Wine. It gets the people going!
It all tastes the same down the bong
You shut your mouth when you’re talking to me, Wes. A Honda is a HELLOVA driving machine
I just can’t get behind the idea of girls dressing like any of the costumes you laid out. I would love to get behind a slutty nurse though.
You trying to say manger lives don’t matter? Cold blooded man.
Don’t get me wrong I’m PC OK State but these are super gay
“I ran a 7:30 mile which is pretty average for me”, eat a dick. I run a mile every six months to make sure I can still do it in under 8 mins then have a real solid puke sesh to the horror of the rest of the locker room. Needless to say, daddy’s still got it.
Nothin’ gay about getting a pumpkin spiced latte. They’re unbelievable.
No need to roast the swamp donkeys like that. You’re better than this, Will.
Shit is about to get real, definitely the calm before the storm.
I just realized I am slowly going to the same place Todd is… God help me.
Solid name choice. That’s A+ effort.
One of my best friends is getting married in the northern tip of Michigan this weekend and everyone he knows lives in the south. Borderline hate him right now.
Atta boy Todd. It’s all about the D.E.N.N.I.S. system.
How did her ex get caught? Sounds to me like she legitimately can’t read. I would 100% take this risk.
Anyone who has Redzone knows what that does to you. It’s the greatest thing ever.