I feel like when I was in college the stereotype for accountants was they were nerdy guys trying to go the safe route. Since I’ve been in the real world most of the accountants I know do enough blow to be considered Colombian. Anyone else notice this?
Totally forgot about Excitebike. Nothing can bring back the joy of hearing your little brother cry like a bitch after beating his ass in every video game. Those were simpler times
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Or anyone else on the planet. The homeless guy pissing in an alley? All yours buddy, good fucking luck.
Just to see how it feels, of course.
Oh shit
If I was in a room with you, Toby and Hitler I’d still shoot Toby twice but I would pistol whip you.
You can derelicte my balls
I….. I like drugs too
Could be the start of vol. 2 NYT hipster wedding announcement.
Brutal, but also statistics
I feel like when I was in college the stereotype for accountants was they were nerdy guys trying to go the safe route. Since I’ve been in the real world most of the accountants I know do enough blow to be considered Colombian. Anyone else notice this?
Now we finally know who the protagonist (Lucy-fer) is… I feel like a weight has been lifted from my chest.
If you aren’t bringing on copious amounts of travel sized booze you’re doing it wrong.
Guy probably thinks deal sleds are weak. Fuckin’ poser.
The absolute whitest name: Geoff pronounced Jeff. Also, was in an uber back to my hotel in Houston and the driver had some 12’s…. I didn’t hate it.
Totally forgot about Excitebike. Nothing can bring back the joy of hearing your little brother cry like a bitch after beating his ass in every video game. Those were simpler times
Role commitment. What happened to actors giving a shit?
Seems rational
Especially when the girls just couldn’t connect the dots that the videos they made would be around forever. Kinda blew my mind
Could be wrong here but wouldn’t the price go down? Lower demand and all that. Pretty sure it’s time to buy low, sell high and bro down.
O.M.G. ALEX!!!!
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