Ketchup is that blue collar buddy of your Dad who just gets it. He drives an old truck and loves nothing more than a meaty cheese burger with an ice cold colors yella belly to wash it down. You gotta respect that guy.
I can’t stress this enough, you majorly fucked up not moving to Tulsa. Yes, I know they just lost their WNBA team and it’s a HUGE loss but it’s still a top 200 U.S. city.
I found Sturgill on a trip to Marfa with the lady. Listened to his new album on repeat the entire 5 days we were there and now we can’t break up. I know if we do I won’t ever be able to listen to that album again which is just not an option.
Pulling a fast one on my liver. Not drinking and staying in tonight then waking up and going golfing/getting annihilated on the course in the morning. The stupid idiot will never see it coming!
One of my buddies from college made a bunch of works bombs in high school. He used to just fuck with his friends and vice versa but took things a little too far and saw “The Plano Bomber” story on CNN one day after baseball practice. His parents were less than enthused after talking to the FBI.
This is my argument on why buying a lottery ticket (I’ve done it twice in my life) is worth it. You get to think about all the stuff you could do with it which is probably more enjoyment than I would get from a beer at the bar I would otherwise spend that fiver on.
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Ketchup is that blue collar buddy of your Dad who just gets it. He drives an old truck and loves nothing more than a meaty cheese burger with an ice cold colors yella belly to wash it down. You gotta respect that guy.
“Who that sock ass lookin’ MFer who just walked in?” -DJ Crime Dog
If your night is ending at cookies the only place to start is at the cock
Sounds like a PGP meetup at cookies should happen
I can see it now, “Mia and Dill-dawg’s live blog while giving her the hog” That is how you win a mother fucking Pulitzer ladies and gentlemen.
I can’t stress this enough, you majorly fucked up not moving to Tulsa. Yes, I know they just lost their WNBA team and it’s a HUGE loss but it’s still a top 200 U.S. city.
They don’t just listen to it, they live it.
I found Sturgill on a trip to Marfa with the lady. Listened to his new album on repeat the entire 5 days we were there and now we can’t break up. I know if we do I won’t ever be able to listen to that album again which is just not an option.
That’s one to put on the tombstone.
Dibs, already called it.
Just woke up on my couch, fully clothed, with my shoes on. My liver did not appreciate my hurtful comments.
Pulling a fast one on my liver. Not drinking and staying in tonight then waking up and going golfing/getting annihilated on the course in the morning. The stupid idiot will never see it coming!
One of my buddies from college made a bunch of works bombs in high school. He used to just fuck with his friends and vice versa but took things a little too far and saw “The Plano Bomber” story on CNN one day after baseball practice. His parents were less than enthused after talking to the FBI.
What Ross is trying to say is that he has a fear-boner.
Can we get a PGP t shirt of Dave doing this? I would buy that before you could say quarterly earnings statement.
This is my argument on why buying a lottery ticket (I’ve done it twice in my life) is worth it. You get to think about all the stuff you could do with it which is probably more enjoyment than I would get from a beer at the bar I would otherwise spend that fiver on.
If you don’t know you can’t afford it.
I received a pic of a local anchor that is clearly wearing an ankle monitoring device. Now that is my kind of lady.
Shit yeah
You should ask Dave for advice, that guy made Midland his bitch.