True story actually. Found out we are the sole eye-witnesses and our statements do not line up with what the shooter claims. Both of us signed up for concealed carry classes.
Pretty good weekend overall until about 11 pm when my roommate and I heard several gunshots outside our apartment. Went to the window to see what was going on and saw an execution style murder….. So that was something.
I would look at lab created diamonds as well. 60% of the price of a mined and they are, chemically speaking, the exact same. I have a cousin who is a jeweler who was the person that told me about them.
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Dave also drinks butter coffee. No, it couldn’t be…. is Dave….. girl?
I got a party bus back to my alma mater and am about to go pick up a keg for the festivities. Might write a quick will before tomorrow.
True story actually. Found out we are the sole eye-witnesses and our statements do not line up with what the shooter claims. Both of us signed up for concealed carry classes.
Pretty good weekend overall until about 11 pm when my roommate and I heard several gunshots outside our apartment. Went to the window to see what was going on and saw an execution style murder….. So that was something.
Speed stick for $1.95
Are you watching me?!?
I had a burrito last night and now my plumber is about to get a check that will pay for his kid’s first semester at private school. :/
I would look at lab created diamonds as well. 60% of the price of a mined and they are, chemically speaking, the exact same. I have a cousin who is a jeweler who was the person that told me about them.
It’s called: Might suck one for crack chic
The day Hawaiians are not okay to wear to the bar is the day I want to be buried. Alive.
When I was 24 I dated a 19 year old who was a college cheerleader. It was pretty fun.
He cucked himself
Si, papi.
I really doubt Dick Smith will make millies in stock. That bitch is going under once they start having to defend lawsuits.
“Take Me Home Tonight”
Be sure to point at every babe in the audience too.
That’s how you become a lady in prison.
Agreed. As a fresh out lawyer there’s nothing wrong with getting your sea legs in the court room and just splitting whatever you get out of it.
Word on the street is it will be sponsored by Coors
26oz Bone-in Ribby? That’s a football guy’s guy order. Respect.
“And I’ve got a MONSTER dong. (While pointing to many random women and men in the audience) you know, so do you, everybody here knows you’ve seen it…”