Six months ago left a big city out of state to move back to rural Ohio where I grew up. Moving new places I was always able to find the cool stuff, but it’s harder when you already think you don’t like an area like my hometown. Been working hard to find the cool things about where I’m from now that I chose to come back. Now my new place is right down the road from a winery.
Horny for good credit
Be sure to congratulate them on the sex
“Micah just keeps trying to wrestle me in the hallway. Even at the free coffee machine in the lobby.”
You never threw up in your own car?
My ’09 Nissan Altima was my longest successful relationship. Ended smashing into a wall, like my other relationships.
I used to be a skinny gym guy. Just gotta go consistently for three months and start eating tons of healthy foods. You’ll like what happens.
This is the correct take.
I live on a farm near Kent #GoBucks
Got ghosted by someone I really started to like this summer. It’s really hard to shake that feeling.
TL:DR Wine will fix it.
Six months ago left a big city out of state to move back to rural Ohio where I grew up. Moving new places I was always able to find the cool stuff, but it’s harder when you already think you don’t like an area like my hometown. Been working hard to find the cool things about where I’m from now that I chose to come back. Now my new place is right down the road from a winery.
Trump saying wrong dot gif
“If we’re scared collectively, we’re less scared individually.” -@OldManBody
Stop peer pressuring me.
“I’ve proposed before…” congrats on the sex.
Gobble gobble motherfuckers.
Can confirm, it’s a breakup. Liking someone before it gets serious is one of the worst break ups IMO. Really sucks.
Serial dater here and I have been trying to pull out any niceties when I break it off. In 2018 I’m all out on sugar coating breakups.
Sometimes I think I should buy a few cows to keep busy and then I remember what a terrible and dumb idea that is.
We have instagram models to ogle anyway.