I don’t have a work spouse. PGP.

The last fifteen minutes of the work day seeming to take longer then your whole weekend. PGP

I was told my Outlook picture needs to include the suit and tie headshot from the yearly meeting and not a back shot of me at the tee box.

I can’t get a job, because I don’t have experience, because I can’t get a job. PGP.

Guy in the office just walked in and said whos ready for Monday FUNday. I died inside PGP

I’m the only one my boss gave a passing compliment to in our staff meeting. Coworkers hate me now. PGP.

Seriously debating switching banks because my direct deposit would hit 4 hours earlier.

I didn’t receive any work calls when I took vacation on Friday. I’m now convinced I’m getting fired. PGP

Using the bathroom on a different floor just to liven things up. PGP.