“Hi! I’m just calling to follow up” PGP

I lost my favorite pen. In worse news, I have a favorite pen. PGP

I spent an hour looking at templates for a 2 week notice, I don’t even have another offer yet. PGP

I keep saying I have doctor’s appointments when really I’m going on interviews. I think my boss thinks I’m dying. PGP.

Forgetting the attachment. PGP.

Ate my lunch at 10am out of pure boredom. PGP.