“Have a great J4!” Please cut it the fuck out with the weird abbreviations that no one uses. PGP.

I bought season tickets for the minor league hockey team in town because I thought it’d be a great way to treat friends and clients. I went to 15 games alone. PGP.

I ate McDonald’s in my car before work and laugh-cried. PGP.

Pandora went from $3.99/month to $5/month. Gonna have to rework my entire monthly budget. PGP.