Accidentally got my work wife fired. PGP

Got a 2 out of 3 on my performance exam for attendance. I haven’t missed a day of work since 2014. PGP.

Fishing for work wives on the first day. PGPM

I have perfected the art of “looking busy.” PGP.

My last 3 LinkedIn profile views were Tinder matches… PGP.

Getting rejection e-mails from companies you don’t remember applying to. PGP

Feeling old enough that I’m finally throwing in the towel and creating a PGP account.

Uber small talk. PGP.

Actually falling asleep during sex. PGP

Used an old $20 at the grocery store. The cashier called someone over to look at it because she thought it was fake. PGP.