Working from home today. Boss never said yes to the telecommute request, but he also never said no. PGPowerMove.

Our water cooler caught on fire. PGP.

Resolved a major crisis by coordinating across multiple teams, only to be chewed out by my manager for not telling her what I was doing. PGP.

Violently sneezed at the urinal and pissed all over myself. PGP.

Donald Trump tweeted about my employer. PGP.