Agreed. And maybe once that person starts to workout and take care of themselves they’ll end up liking it because of how they feel upon getting healthier. So the motivation goes from straight revenge to enjoying the benefits of exercise. But still getting satisfaction from knowing you look better to the guy/gal who wronged you. Like that nice 80/20 split Jenna was talked about.
I never understood lawn jealousy until I bought a home with a lawn that’s a pain to get looking acceptable. Growing up I definitely took for granted awesome lawns to play football and baseball in.
Glad to see you don’t want to live in a world without the occasional slice of pizza. I’ve been losing weight as well but it makes all the difference mentally when I let myself eat that occasional slice of pizza or some other non-low carb item. I think I would fall off of my diet more often if I was cutting out those types of foods all together.
Got a job offer Friday that I gladly accepted, so starting today I’m lying low at work for the next few weeks until I can get out of this micromanagement hell hole. Physically I’ll be at work, mentally I’ll be thinking of ways to irresponsibly spend my new salary.
Got in way early today but that’s alright because the coffee is flowing and I found out I have an interview in two weeks for an excellent career opportunity! So today will be full of interview prep for another job while pretending to do my current job.
We were the first of our friends to get married. Wife and I agreed that this thing needs to be a blast, which meant trimming the fat off the guest list and pissing off some family members and even friends. But it was all worth it because we spent that extra cash on having an open bar and a kickass DJ. Everything else in a wedding can go horribly wrong, but if you have enough alcohol and great music then everyone is going to say that’s the best wedding they’ve ever been to.
Going there for business occasionally is great because there’s always something I haven’t seen due to time constraints, but I’m always happy to get the hell out of there and back to Texas after a few days.
You’re not insane. I did this yesterday when a high priority task came in. I put on the headphones and spent about 4-ish hours listening to Motörhead’s Victory or Die on repeat. Crushed it and then realized I might be on to something with music and work.
WOO I’M READY TO SHINE! I HAVE MY PERFORMANCE REVIEW TODAY AND I’M ARMED TO THE TEETH WITH DATA ON DATA TO SHOW THESE FOOLS THAT MY RAISE SHOULD MATCH THE QUALITY WORK THAT I’M DOING! GO GET IT TODAY!
I DRANK TWO CUPS YESTERDAY INSTEAD OF ONE AND NOW I CAN NEVER GO BACK. MAYBE ILL GO FOR THREE TODAY. STARTING OFF THE MORNING SLOW WITH MEETINGS WHERE WE TALK ABOUT THE SAME ISSUES EVERY WEEK AND THEN KICKING IT INTO OVERDRIVE IN THE AFTERNOON TO WORK PROCESS IMPROVEMENTS THAT ACTUALLY FIX THOSE DAMN PROBLEMS THAT EVERYONE ELSE JUST COMPLAINS ABOUT.
HELL YEAH THIS GETS ME JACKED FOR MONDAY. I USED TO BE A ONE CUP A DAY GUY BUT AFTER READING THIS SERIES I THINK ILL MOVE TO TWO OR TEN CUPS. TODAY I’M GOING TO TABLEAU MY ASS OFF AND MAKE SOME KICKASS METRICS FOR OUR WEEKLY VP REVIEW TO SHOW WHERE WE CAN BETTER OPTIMIZE THE ENTERPRISE. WOOOOOOO!
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I was waiting for Ross to yell, “We were on a break!”
At one point Cash Me Outside looked directly into the camera while trashing DeMario. Never been more scared in my life.
Agreed. And maybe once that person starts to workout and take care of themselves they’ll end up liking it because of how they feel upon getting healthier. So the motivation goes from straight revenge to enjoying the benefits of exercise. But still getting satisfaction from knowing you look better to the guy/gal who wronged you. Like that nice 80/20 split Jenna was talked about.
Still trying to master the dad nap. If I don’t do it soon my heart might explode from caffeine intake.
I never understood lawn jealousy until I bought a home with a lawn that’s a pain to get looking acceptable. Growing up I definitely took for granted awesome lawns to play football and baseball in.
Holding out hope that Todd will be too busy getting drinks with Claire.
Glad to see you don’t want to live in a world without the occasional slice of pizza. I’ve been losing weight as well but it makes all the difference mentally when I let myself eat that occasional slice of pizza or some other non-low carb item. I think I would fall off of my diet more often if I was cutting out those types of foods all together.
I hope that beer on tap is Michelob Ultra. Also, how do I convince my employer to provide beer in the kitchen?
Got a job offer Friday that I gladly accepted, so starting today I’m lying low at work for the next few weeks until I can get out of this micromanagement hell hole. Physically I’ll be at work, mentally I’ll be thinking of ways to irresponsibly spend my new salary.
Got in way early today but that’s alright because the coffee is flowing and I found out I have an interview in two weeks for an excellent career opportunity! So today will be full of interview prep for another job while pretending to do my current job.
This is what nightmares are made of.
We were the first of our friends to get married. Wife and I agreed that this thing needs to be a blast, which meant trimming the fat off the guest list and pissing off some family members and even friends. But it was all worth it because we spent that extra cash on having an open bar and a kickass DJ. Everything else in a wedding can go horribly wrong, but if you have enough alcohol and great music then everyone is going to say that’s the best wedding they’ve ever been to.
Going there for business occasionally is great because there’s always something I haven’t seen due to time constraints, but I’m always happy to get the hell out of there and back to Texas after a few days.
Disappointment because I’m working late.
You’re not insane. I did this yesterday when a high priority task came in. I put on the headphones and spent about 4-ish hours listening to Motörhead’s Victory or Die on repeat. Crushed it and then realized I might be on to something with music and work.
WOO I’M READY TO SHINE! I HAVE MY PERFORMANCE REVIEW TODAY AND I’M ARMED TO THE TEETH WITH DATA ON DATA TO SHOW THESE FOOLS THAT MY RAISE SHOULD MATCH THE QUALITY WORK THAT I’M DOING! GO GET IT TODAY!
SHOW THEM WHO IS BOSS BY FLIPPING THEIR TABLES LIKE YOU DID THOSE MONEY CHANGERS
I DRANK TWO CUPS YESTERDAY INSTEAD OF ONE AND NOW I CAN NEVER GO BACK. MAYBE ILL GO FOR THREE TODAY. STARTING OFF THE MORNING SLOW WITH MEETINGS WHERE WE TALK ABOUT THE SAME ISSUES EVERY WEEK AND THEN KICKING IT INTO OVERDRIVE IN THE AFTERNOON TO WORK PROCESS IMPROVEMENTS THAT ACTUALLY FIX THOSE DAMN PROBLEMS THAT EVERYONE ELSE JUST COMPLAINS ABOUT.
HELL YEAH THIS GETS ME JACKED FOR MONDAY. I USED TO BE A ONE CUP A DAY GUY BUT AFTER READING THIS SERIES I THINK ILL MOVE TO TWO OR TEN CUPS. TODAY I’M GOING TO TABLEAU MY ASS OFF AND MAKE SOME KICKASS METRICS FOR OUR WEEKLY VP REVIEW TO SHOW WHERE WE CAN BETTER OPTIMIZE THE ENTERPRISE. WOOOOOOO!
Or we need a weekly recap of the crappiest column ideas.