Our CEO just followed me on Twitter. PGP.

I’m still single while the Steve in my office is dating the hot intern. PGP.

Being excited about getting a Roomba for Christmas. PGP.

Each day I relate more and more to Phil Dunphy. PGP.

1: “So what are you planning to do with your Christmas bonus?” 2: “Pay bills, probably.” PGP.

Another day, another 50 résumés sent. PGP.

Motivation plummeting after 3:00. PGP.