Tom Smykowski

Tom is a grad of an SEC school and is an avid college football fan with very little else to look forward to the other 8 months out of the year. Scotch is his drink of choice, and he is fully aware and unapologetic for constantly drinking too much of it. Likes a pleasant round of golf, and loves America.

Member Since 06/04/2013

Your doctor telling you to start watching your cholesterol. PGP.

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Using the work you did yesterday to make it look like you’ve been busy today. PGP.

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When a coworker leaves you a 5-minute voicemail followed by an email containing the exact same information. PGP.

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My blood pressure was 160/90 after a wedding in New Orleans. PGP.

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The 6-foot long CVS receipt filled with coupons you have one week to use. PGP.

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Solid advice for any future fathers out there who want to teach your kid how to bunt properly.

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The 17 pins you have to pull out of a brand new shirt. PGP.

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Having a baby shower, bachelor party, engagement party and wedding in consecutive weekends, all for different people. PGP.

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Getting a bonus, but spending it on plane tickets for a wedding you have to attend. PGP.

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My standards drop a point with each birthday. PGP.

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