I lost my shit at the death to the infidels part. I think he’s on to something here. There should be a reoccurring column of Bolen trying different forms of odd exercise just so we don’t have to. I’d do it myself, but I’m sort of strapped for cash after I stopped taking those nice envelopes from Abramoff.
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Jack….I still hold a grudge….
Sing “You Never Even Called Me By My Name” by David Allan Coe. Put added emphasis on the last verse and the crowd will love you.
4. Don’t cheat on your kid’s mother for twenty years then bail once it gets to college.
These past tense Brian replies are killing me.
When you work in campaign politics, Holidays mean that you work more. So I have no sympathy for you whatsoever.
#OccupyGrandex
I lost my shit at the death to the infidels part. I think he’s on to something here. There should be a reoccurring column of Bolen trying different forms of odd exercise just so we don’t have to. I’d do it myself, but I’m sort of strapped for cash after I stopped taking those nice envelopes from Abramoff.
I just spit up my dip all over my keyboard at “unsuspecting penis”.
Fuck off JayTas. Don’t you have a website full of readers to disappoint?
I swear to god, If having you write instead of Brian is Grandex’s idea of an elaborate April Fools prank, you’ve just met you’re biggest problem….
If this brings us any close to recreating Jeff Goldblum’s laugh, then I am all for it.
15.Threateningly say that you only take Ubers because you have been banned from every cab company for “reasons you won’t get into”
Buzzfeed has ruined the internet
Brian McGannon has been detained for participating in a gimmie five scheme with Jack Abramoff.
This video brings tears of joy to my eyes. America is amazing
The motion to fire JayTas has been adopted