Just do what I do anytime that I know that I can’t finish for whatever reason: fake it. Fake the vinegar strokes and then you don’t have to have that awkward conversation about how you really think she is pretty, I’m just too (insert fat, drunk, etc. here)
Maybe this will teach a couple people how annoying they are. Although more likely it will just be another reason for my girlfriend to be mad at me because my rating isn’t as high as she thinks it should be.
I’m much more of a laissez-faire kind of guy when it comes to moving. Agree with hiring the movers. I would add hiring a professioal cleaning company. They will do a much better job than you ever will, and in 2 hours instead of 8. Also, using toothpaste to cover up holes in drywall works way better than you would think. As far as big holes, my buddy put basically a railroad track pin through drywall to hang a deer head one year. We just kept applying small amounts of the $10 tube of bathroom caulk at a time to repair it until it was completely covered.
After that, I say fuck it, and let the apartment complex have their way with me.
I don’t know, I think the greatness of the Office is that everybody works with the same characters from the show. They nailed the personalities so well, everyone knows the Angela at their office, the Kelly, the Dwight. And every guy thinks they are Jim.
In this inaugural implementation of Gif of the week, one thing has come apparent: it is a cutthroat world out there. Only one thing can ensure absolute victory.
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“All I want to do is Bang Screw” – Big Moe
Then what are you doing with your beer while this is going on?
Just do what I do anytime that I know that I can’t finish for whatever reason: fake it. Fake the vinegar strokes and then you don’t have to have that awkward conversation about how you really think she is pretty, I’m just too (insert fat, drunk, etc. here)
So modern men are pussies?
Maybe this will teach a couple people how annoying they are. Although more likely it will just be another reason for my girlfriend to be mad at me because my rating isn’t as high as she thinks it should be.
How I imagine the average conversation with Kendra goes:
Solid work as always DeFries. Take it easy on me tomorrow.
The best weather is vest weather.
So many hours spent murdering innocent families in this game.
#menslikesmatter
I’m much more of a laissez-faire kind of guy when it comes to moving. Agree with hiring the movers. I would add hiring a professioal cleaning company. They will do a much better job than you ever will, and in 2 hours instead of 8. Also, using toothpaste to cover up holes in drywall works way better than you would think. As far as big holes, my buddy put basically a railroad track pin through drywall to hang a deer head one year. We just kept applying small amounts of the $10 tube of bathroom caulk at a time to repair it until it was completely covered.
After that, I say fuck it, and let the apartment complex have their way with me.
I don’t know, I think the greatness of the Office is that everybody works with the same characters from the show. They nailed the personalities so well, everyone knows the Angela at their office, the Kelly, the Dwight. And every guy thinks they are Jim.
In this inaugural implementation of Gif of the week, one thing has come apparent: it is a cutthroat world out there. Only one thing can ensure absolute victory.
I yell Worldstar exclusively during sex.
You want me to Gif you a hand?