I can almost guarantee you there is a heavy correlation between that list and the amount of political memes people in these professions post on Facebook.
Just rock it around the waist 90’s style. Or around your neck, but I’m pretty sure you need to own some type of water vessel before you can pull that one off.
I’m sure they all seem crazy at first, but many are just misunderstood. Give them a chance, and I am sure you will find a deep and sincere person underneath.
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I can almost guarantee you there is a heavy correlation between that list and the amount of political memes people in these professions post on Facebook.
Been wanting to do this, only problem is that its usually on a Wednesday, so I know I can’t get as drunk as I want to.
If she is paying for schnitzel, doesn’t that make him the prostitute?
Went to 13 weddings last year. About to attend my second one of the year. I hate my friends.
Just rock it around the waist 90’s style. Or around your neck, but I’m pretty sure you need to own some type of water vessel before you can pull that one off.
Thy Kingdom come, thy burn be done.
It’s Friday, so beer, liquor, and then Whataburger at 2 A.M.
Tell me you’re reading Hank the Cowdog so I know it’s real.
I have learned that there will be hell to pay if you don’t respond between texts two and three.
That’s actually tattooed on my balls.
You know he lets it all hang out.
I’m sure they all seem crazy at first, but many are just misunderstood. Give them a chance, and I am sure you will find a deep and sincere person underneath.
I pray for that every week.
Will sucks, but I have to give him credit for one thing: he grows a damn fine beard.
This list is garbage.
Mom?
This new holiday of yours is scratching me right where I itch.