Any girl older than 25 doing app-based/online dating is husband hunting. As a guy, it really takes the pressure off, because you suddenly don’t have to put much much of an effort to impress them. As Chazz Reinhold would say, “it’s like fishing with dynamite!”
Plot twist: Claire shows up and professes her love for Todd. In dramatic/cliche fashion, Todd realizes they are meant to be, run off into the sunset, and live happily ever after. Girl, on the other hand, took the loss hard, and was never heard from again.
Advertise
Sup?
*Whose
I can attest to this. Dated the older sister last year, who’s younger brother had gotten married a few months earlier. It did not go well…
I bet Claire’s boyfriend got her something for Valentine’s Day…
Or Enron in late 2001
Just when you think he’s out, she pulls him back in
I was hoping TSA would’ve found something in her bag and detained her
How about the owners of Thunder Snow? Their horse basically refused to run in the Kentucky Derby.
My friend BoJack let me stay at his place for a few days, then a few weeks, then a few years. Nice place!
Apology email instead of text? Trendsetter Duda does it again!
Girl will see the emails and tell Todd her and her friends are joining them, whether they like it or not.
Guys Being Dudes: Romantic Walks
Any girl older than 25 doing app-based/online dating is husband hunting. As a guy, it really takes the pressure off, because you suddenly don’t have to put much much of an effort to impress them. As Chazz Reinhold would say, “it’s like fishing with dynamite!”
“It’s just like, I have such a huge network of friends that I feel like I could totally be an asset to the industry.”
I’m surprised she didn’t decide to do MLM and quit a month later, with Todd paying for all her products.
Don’t you miss the days where you could tell your parents you met your significant other while drunk at a themed fraternity party? Toga, ABC, etc.
Hooray!
Plot twist: Claire shows up and professes her love for Todd. In dramatic/cliche fashion, Todd realizes they are meant to be, run off into the sunset, and live happily ever after. Girl, on the other hand, took the loss hard, and was never heard from again.