1. Horrible boss girl, consult an attorney
Sincerely,
An attorney whose firm reps people like your boss for those claims.
2. Messy bf girl: temper your expectations. Like Dillon said, these things are hardwired in people. My bf and I moved in together and we had a similar issue. We sat down and talked about it and while it’s improved, it’s not perfect and I realized I needed to calm down a little bit and just be ok with a little mess.
2’s dad is being ridiculous, especially when it’s just him and not the mom. If he’s not paying for the wedding, I would tell him, not ask him, that you guys are moving in together because it makes financial sense, etc. If he is paying/ significantly contributing to the wedding you have to consider he might be a jerk and just take away that contribution if he’s that weird about living together before marriage and might just have to either bite the bullet and lie or bite the bullet and pay two separate leases.
Thanks for the reminder I have to go text my dad and thank him for not being a psycho.
I just want to say I hate my job with my whole heart and have absolutely no motivation the closer we get to the end of the year and this site and articles that make me actually laugh at my desk make these awful work days so much more bearable.
In womens’ restrooms if you know someone else is in a stall waiting for the entire bathroom to be empty so you finally poop/fart with no one knowing, don’t be that girl that dicks around at the sink/mirror taking your sweet time.
She said she had been making bad/slutty decisions recently. I’m wondering if the pregnancy test wasn’t related to the last guy but the other guys and the guy whose parents’ house she went to was just an unrelated low point in the long list of slutty decisions.
My work weeks are spent arguing in a suit and heels all week with various opposing counsels. This is my every weekend due to sheer mental exhaustion and hating the feeling of wool on my body after Wednesday.
Tyreek Hill scoring and running through the endzone only to be flicked off and have a beer thrown in his face by shitty Patriots fans and then losing the game to end the Chiefs’ undefeated record should be on here too.
Nostalgia is always the way to go for creative and non-offensive. My bf was Bob Ross and I was a painting one year and it was a hit. Pick any Nickelodeon show and there are options. Arnold and Helga. A legends of the Hidden Temple Team. Chucky and Tommy (there’s like 8 viable options from Rugrats alone), Patti and Doug or Porkchop and Doug. You have Animaniacs. You could even go way way back and do anyone from Sesame Street or Arthur (which would also double as the Arthur meme costume). I wouldn’t go so far back as invention of the printing press, but 1990’s cartoons are always a good bet and not super common.
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Cold beef and cold mac and cheese? Absolutely not.
Oh wow that did not disappoint.
How do you let that girl back into your bed knowing she didn’t wipe?
Unmatched affinity for one another = barely tolerate each other
Yeah this is day one stuff.
1. Horrible boss girl, consult an attorney
Sincerely,
An attorney whose firm reps people like your boss for those claims.
2. Messy bf girl: temper your expectations. Like Dillon said, these things are hardwired in people. My bf and I moved in together and we had a similar issue. We sat down and talked about it and while it’s improved, it’s not perfect and I realized I needed to calm down a little bit and just be ok with a little mess.
Golf guy- Wild. What a weird guy.
2’s dad is being ridiculous, especially when it’s just him and not the mom. If he’s not paying for the wedding, I would tell him, not ask him, that you guys are moving in together because it makes financial sense, etc. If he is paying/ significantly contributing to the wedding you have to consider he might be a jerk and just take away that contribution if he’s that weird about living together before marriage and might just have to either bite the bullet and lie or bite the bullet and pay two separate leases.
Thanks for the reminder I have to go text my dad and thank him for not being a psycho.
I just want to say I hate my job with my whole heart and have absolutely no motivation the closer we get to the end of the year and this site and articles that make me actually laugh at my desk make these awful work days so much more bearable.
Lots of interesting choices made in that last story.
In womens’ restrooms if you know someone else is in a stall waiting for the entire bathroom to be empty so you finally poop/fart with no one knowing, don’t be that girl that dicks around at the sink/mirror taking your sweet time.
This comment was a wild ride.
Yeah. WHOA this went off the rails.
She said she had been making bad/slutty decisions recently. I’m wondering if the pregnancy test wasn’t related to the last guy but the other guys and the guy whose parents’ house she went to was just an unrelated low point in the long list of slutty decisions.
My work weeks are spent arguing in a suit and heels all week with various opposing counsels. This is my every weekend due to sheer mental exhaustion and hating the feeling of wool on my body after Wednesday.
This is literally exactly what we are talking about.
I am excited to see either A) How Will gets around giving us Girl’s full name during the vows or B) What Girl’s name is.
Tyreek Hill scoring and running through the endzone only to be flicked off and have a beer thrown in his face by shitty Patriots fans and then losing the game to end the Chiefs’ undefeated record should be on here too.
Narcos.
King Leonidas from 300 Sparta kicking you out of the nest.
Nostalgia is always the way to go for creative and non-offensive. My bf was Bob Ross and I was a painting one year and it was a hit. Pick any Nickelodeon show and there are options. Arnold and Helga. A legends of the Hidden Temple Team. Chucky and Tommy (there’s like 8 viable options from Rugrats alone), Patti and Doug or Porkchop and Doug. You have Animaniacs. You could even go way way back and do anyone from Sesame Street or Arthur (which would also double as the Arthur meme costume). I wouldn’t go so far back as invention of the printing press, but 1990’s cartoons are always a good bet and not super common.