Getting the high score on the blood pressure monitor at your local CVS. PGP.

Yelling, “Pizza’s here!” to an empty apartment so the delivery guy doesn’t think the family dinner special is just for you. PGP.

That special place in hell for whoever takes the last of the coffee and doesn’t make a new pot. PGP.

Finding yourself alone in the bathroom with that weird guy from accounting who pulls his pants down at the urinal. PGP.